I'm glad they rescued that tire, they seemed pretty distressed about the whole thing. You can see the anger/sadness in the dog's eyes when he looks over to the camera like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE WHILE TED IS DROWNING!? HELP US!" and it just breaks my heart just a tiny bit.

Also yeah I…

a frog who ate 30 rocks.

Timbits are really the only worthwhile thing from Timmy's.... I like it when other people bring them to the office.

Remember the last time you pissed us off?

As long as they still do Roll Up The Rim to Win so I can foolishly get my hopes up and drink sub-par coffee to battle the cup rim only to lose then I am fine with this.

Ah, clearly you don't have kids. So many watchings. My daughter was singing Let It Go in the grocery cart today. Tangled is pretty good, actually.

Chris Pratt is so awesome! Everything is cool when he's part of your team!

When can we start cloning Chris Pratts so that everyone can have one?

Is he signing her Lego Movie pillow? So sweet.

WHAT HE BROUGHT TOYS AND LEGOS TO SOME ADORABLE CHILD? Why are you toying with my heartstrings Pratt???

I'm eagerly awaiting the Android version! Although I may try it out on my ipad... it might be more useful on a bigger screen.

Number one treatment recommended by doctors: Photoshop (and selective photo publication.)

Said it on Facebook this morning, saw it a lot in the Gawker comments - time to away with internet anonymity. No censorship, just post whatever you want to post with your first and last name next to it, linked to your Facebook account or email address. If you think it's okay to taunt a grieving 25-year-old with…

IT'S SAND. I THINK. I MUST HAVE BEEN NEAR A PILE OF SAND AND THE WIND BLEW AND IT GOT IN MY EYE. OR SOMETHING.

You'd think Canadians would've come up with responses more along the lines of "Hey, maybe let's cool it with the pictures of your wiener there, eh? I mean, jeez.."

Oh, honey. If we have to worry about people thinking we're square for our prefered birth control choices...I just don't wanna live on this planet anymore. You do you and if it works, AWESOME! It's legitimate birth control and it works. It's not like you're washing up with vinegar and douching with coke.

I have a pink tools. It keeps my husband from using, and losing, them.

umm we don't know she was lying. We have yet to hear from Miles or Daddy. #TheVerdictIsNotIn

Joggers. Saving the world one hidden baby/body/victim at a time. Seriously, how many stories have we read over the years of a random jogger who likes jogging in out of the way places stumbling across someone or something hidden away?

Thank you for sharing this!