Someday she'll look disdainfully at a whiny newbie at her fire station and tell them to STFU about how hard a job is and that she kicked ass in a prom dress and no equipment once upon a time.

Oh yes! Their snark goes very well with my snark!

I love Televison Without Pity

Kegels are good exercise, but studies are showing that you need more than that to maintain good pelvic floor health. Having a strong core and glutes and quads helps a lot too. Everything below the waist works together. After I had my third baby my pelvis pretty much fell apart. Adding squats to my kegel-ing built…

I would have felt more warm and fuzzy feelings about the this ad if my own kids weren't trying to loudly kill each other in the next room while I was watching it.

My little guy got out of my yard once and in a panic I ran down my back lane to look for him and a neighbour who lives three doors down was standing there, holding him. She nabbed him just before he was about to run out onto one of the busiest streets in my city. I couldn't thank her enough.

I'm a chubby runner. I don't do it to try to lose my gut. I do it so I don't lose my sanity. I am a SAHM to three kids and my husband works from home too. I run because the endorphins keep me from losing my shizz on them all for messing up my house all the time. I love food so I will eat it and run and love how I…

I can hardly wait to see what the Go Fug Yourself girls will have to say about this!

Sign me up.

It is. I took it with my second pregnancy seven years ago. It was a lifesaver. I think the Unisom + B6 combo was the workaround US doctors used since they couldn't prescribe the actual drug to patients.

Don't let the dopey look fool you. He is a vicious beast with a nasty temper. You are better off meeting a bear on a hiking trail than you are a grumpy moose.

Curses! No 34C! That bra looks great. I am sad now.

I love this parody of Fun.

I give up. My heart will not go on after that upset.

That is a fantastic idea!! I could get a bag for each member of my family!

we just shamelessly wear mismatched socks in our house. It's a fashion choice.

There is a lot of fear-mongering in that book and if you want to have a natural, drug-free birth that book will surely talk you out of it in it's very condescending We Know Better Than You Don't Be Silly way. I also had a big problem with it's anti-midwife agenda. That book actually made me angry. DON"T TALK DOWN…

I love ThinkGeeks T-shirts

There is also a shirt that says "My daddy is a Motherfu#@er" Or the classic "9 Months ago my Mom read 50 Shades of Grey". Gross. Gross. Gross.

I had several Rachel haircuts through the 90s. I think Jennifer Aniston and I have similar hair-types since her brand of layered, flippy bob seemed to work well with my hair. The Rachels were much kinder to me than the two perms I've had in my life. Yikes.