Can Emory Maxwell, Leslie Bambi and Hillary Barbara come over to play? They can bring their registered CPK show pony and everyone can take turns riding him. I learned how to knit Fair Isle with a hideous red white and blue acrylic sweater set for Emory. I still have it!

Scouts is co-ed in Canada, and according to Wikipedia, parts of Europe as well.

yep. Bannock. As a Brownie I remember eating doughy in the middle, burned on the outside bannock on a stick!!

How did he dance and make that sandwich and not end up wearing ramen and BBQ??? That's magic. Funky magic.

I'm a flautist and I played the Canon at a friend's wedding and just about passed out by the end :-p. There aren't a lot of places to catch a breath in that piece.

Madonna could be a Scout if she were Canadian—it's a co-ed organization up here. (Everybody can join, male, female, GLBTQ...)

The organist at our church almost kissed me when, during our discussion of what music should be played at my wedding I said "Anything but Pachelbel's Canon." We did Marcello and Bach instead.

I was just going to go there! You beat me to it!

The only thing I don't like by Joe are the bras. They do not sew them together very well so they always have one mega itchy seam that drives me bonkers. The rest? Cheap and fun.

I am not being sarcastic when I say I love Joe Fresh. I am wearing a t, tank and sweater that are all Joe right now.

You just made my day.

Oh yes—and at playgroup I didn't even joke. The moms were up on their soapboxes about how barbaric it is and I just said it really isn't and I know because I have seen it done with my own eyes. They didn't want to hear it. I have two boys (and a girl) myself. I don't judge parents for decisions they make for their…

That is the Nursey Sense of Humor. The darkest of the dark. It's the only way you can do most of the crap one has to do as a nurse day after day, year after year and not cry all the way home after a shift every day. (only some days...)

YES!!! I am a 34C and have the worst time finding a regular bra, let alone a sports bra that is comfortable and keeps my girls strapped down.

No! And, I may have just squeed a little (a lot) at the thought of a lorikeet wearing a bow tie.

Thanks for the re-write. I don't have to cry into my morning coffee now.

I wouldn't say my husband and I are super geniuses but I would like to say we are in the upper middle part of the spectrum. We did our part by having three kids :-)

Ack!!!

Idiocracy is coming true. Sigh.

I'm totally reading #7 in Stefon's voice.