"Who the fuck is Peyton List." Is initially what I thought. Then I had a sad.

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

here's the thing, you cant just send dic picks to someone on OKC or tinder, you'd have to have their number. Or make it your profile pic?

As far as I know, no one has ever died playing chess, or computational cosmology.

Yeah, ALT also wears giant satin caftans.

As an adult woman, this seems silly, but as a preteen or teen, I would have been really into it. This seems like a great present for a 13 year old who likes jewelry. As a 13 year old, I would have been thrilled with cheap costume jewelry.

"I'd like to read this" is not a great editorial strategy. Then again, neither is "I'd like to pay someone $10,000 for unretouched photos of Lena Dunham."

Since when does an EIC "pitch" an article? Sounds a lot more like an exec. trying to get people to throw out their own pitches, but, that's only my smallest problem with this piece.

TEAR JERKING!