A little off topic but...

I’ve watched 30+ hours of Narcos and Narcos Mexico and all I know how to say in Spanish is cocaina and pendejo.  

I’m fairly sure his youth and whiteness were also significant factors in his “admittance into prestigious spaces, six-figure jobs, and an eventual multi-million dollar book deal”. 

Maggie doesn’t look pregnant yet because despite it feeling like we’ve been watching 5 years worth of episodes since she realized she was pregnant, almost all of this season has actually only taken place over about 48 hours. This last episode seemed like it was maybe another 24 hours later. So, it’s been maybe 2 or 3,…

My now departed Boston Terrier would (if I didn’t catch her in time) wait at the back end of my Pug and basically enjoy it as it came out. On some occasions the shit never even reached the ground. Appalling.

This is a very personal question: how is the loose skin situation after losing that much weight? Did losing it slowly help mitigate that?

I do love faro bowls. I’m never convinced that they will last a whole 5 days though without turning to slime. I’d be interested to hear how the bowls not eaten until the end of the week hold up.

I think Natalie Dormer is misidentified as Peyton List in this spread.

Completely frivolous question: This awesome top Leslie Jones was wearing during Weekend Update? The one with the lady's face on it. Any ideas who makes that or where one might obtain such a thing?

Am I right in thinking Weird Al DOES NOT AGE?

A couple of years ago a guy returned a pair of scissors he'd stolen from my library. He freely admitted to stealing them 41 years ago. He'd kept them with him through a move to a different continent and back again, always intending to return them. We told him he could keep them but he insisted on giving them back. …

Wait, what's wrong with looking for NSA action? Plenty of ladies on OKC looking for that too. Creepiness abounds on dating websites not because of what users are looking for but because of the prevalence of users not respecting others.

Toms are the Uggs of summer.

One of my worst memories involves a Blockbuster. In 2002 I was in one when it got held up at gun point. No one was injured, and as far as armed robberies go it went as well as can be hoped, but everyone was severely freaked out. I had low-grade PTSD for months after. I still get a shiver when I go past that…

A Blemmye. A rather terrifying creature!

This is a lady who has 20+ children. Who's she calling a slut now? Amirite?

Seriously, you just made me realize that I did NOT turn the space heater off in my office before I left for the weekend. Hopefully the building will not burn down. (Or maybe, hopefully it will!)

Wow. I hadn't heard that. That's really unusual for a black bear to do that though. They'll put a good maul on the right person but actually eating them is quite rare. They're usually the mellow acorn gorging, dumpster diving types.

Polar bears are the only bears that WILL eat you (or try to) without a moment's hesitation. Grizzlies MIGHT eat you if they feel threatened, or are in the mood, or whatever. I don't think a black bear has actually eaten anyone in years and years (not in Canada anyway), but a polar bear will have you for dinner. If…

The one and only time I've been in foam like that I couldn't help thinking that I was basically bouncing around in communicable disease soup.