I'm quite offended that I only got ranked as "easy." I think I should get mega-slut bonus points though because I just got home from a mid-afternoon booty call from a guy I only met yesterday.

I know it's intimidating to ask for references or letters. Keep in mind that professors get asked for these all the time so they won't be surprised by your request and they'll know what you're looking for.

Put a bunch of menopausal women in a room together and you bet they'll talk about it. I used to work in a small office that was all women, all menopausal and it's all they talked about. I would sit at my desk in my sweater, scarf and fingerless gloves, shivering away as they had their cooling fans on full blast,…

I thought that JGL's CGIing makes him look rather more like David Strathairn than Bruce Willis. But he's sure got the vocal mannerisms of Willis down.

I believe it's been well known for a long time that moderate alcohol consumption during pregnancy is not a total disaster. The reason we're all told that it is a no-no is because from a public health policy and education standpoint it is much easier and prudent to tell everyone that they should totally abstain than…

0:40 "I'm reading Peter Rabbit. Oh hai, shoe phone! Here's my old breast implant."

Exactly. I have a Boston and a pug. The pug is all like, "I like to chew grass, poo on the floor and chase butterflies" and the Boston always has a "You see what I have to put up with?" expression on her face. If a dog could roll its eyes I'd have a champion right here.

If a meal's portions are particularly large I sometimes ask for a take out container before I even start eating and put half the meal in the container to take home. I know my will power will not allow me to leave half the meal to pack up at the end. If half of it is already off my plate it's not a problem.

Woah, woah, wait up. Where in the world is this place where there's a line up at the men's room and not the ladies?

This guy sure liked his libraries. It was nice to be reminded of how important that are to some people. I'm a librarian and I sometimes get so short sighted about my job and its distinct lack of romance and glamour that I forget that some people love them for what they are, and really I do to.

If it makes you feel any better, gravity always wins. In the end.

You know what? You're right. Minimammoths FTW!

Tiny mammoth is a contradiction in terms so I propose we just call them tinies. I would like a pet tiny.

I think Burton's career is a good example of why even supposed creative geniuses should have to work with other people once in a while. Free reign to let your freak flag fly is rarely sustainable and collaboration is almost always more rewarding for creator and audience alike. Tim Burton has become a money maker,…

I get why a major corporation would fund raise for a republican candidate, but I wonder how they can support a guy who so blatantly misrepresents their product, for his gains, at their expense. Fear-mongering over Plan B isn't exactly good for Teva's business.

I think her stance is entirely reasonable and she's absolutely right about lack of policies and airline staff not knowing what's what.

Yes, I get a wonderful full half hour to eat my toast and do the Sunday crossword after I've given both my dogs a peanut butter filled Kong. I'm not at all sure how much mental exercise this gives them though as they seem to enter some kind of fugue state and they sound like zombies feasting on a fresh body.

I'm very fond of my ears but I'm not really in love them them or anything.

Hold up. Madonna has FOUR kids? Lourdes, Rocco, David Banda and... Whad I miss?

I've had really good luck with Gelaskins. They are pretty easy to put on and very durable.