Beyonce in the Telephone video from top to bottom: Betty Page, Sargeant Pepper and...I don't have the words to describe those "shorts."

What I don't understand about the whole "arresting the aging process" for actresses is what they actually think will be gained from it. What roles do they think will be suitable for a 40 year old woman who (sort of) looks like she's 25? If they want to play characters that are close in age to themselves, then what's…

@PhillyLass: I see you've been in some of my my staff meetings.

@Glaven: I saw it last night. The Cheshire Cat is the only fun thing in the film, the rest of it is totally unnecessary.

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): A lid for every pot indeed.

Well, Nickelback and Avril Lavigne aside I thougth the closing ceremonies were funny (in a good way.) If you don't find giant, inflatable beavers funny, you've got a big 'ole stick up your butt.

@najmah: I know! Took me a while too.

@OvergrownBush: Yesterday?

@EmpressZombie: It's my belief that the subject of health care has become something of a fetish. To debate health care is to debate American values, and people get very emotional and irrational.

Churchill High represent! My husband's alma mater. I didn't think it was possible to shock high school students but even they were calling it inappropriate.

@PennyFarthing: Yeah, when a bunch of 17 and 18 year olds are scandalized, you know you've crossed a line.

I hope Beatrice Zennaro made these "reporters" buy a lot of cups of gelato before she gave out those quotes.

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: When I was a kid we came across a bull running down the motorway (this was in the UK.) My dad, being the ever-helpful policeman that he was, threw my Mum and brother and I out of the the car to stand by the side of the road while he and another motorist chased the bull in our car. He came back…

This one is far and away my favorite. It's one of those images that doesn't look like much, but then you see what it is and you think, "oh, right, I'm a pervert." It's about what you see, not necessarily what's really displayed.

OK, three things about this post:

@dripdrop: I love keeping track on Rotten Tomatoes! Even if it starts to slide I'll still go see it as I'm desperate to go to anything mildly interesting in the theater, it's been so long.

@isabelle.amazon: I don't know who she is and I never knew her real first name before, as the only exposure I've ever had to her comes from Go Fug Yourself, where they always refer to her as "drunkface." I suspect she'll be making another appearance on GFY any minute now.

@Trulymadlyme: I think diaphragms are by prescription because measuring for the right size isn't as straight forward as measuring a penis, and requires professional assistance. They're certainly not custom made though and a prescription is for one of a limited choice of sizes.

@Trulymadlyme: Those are excellent points.

@Pax: I'm pretty sure "should he be allowed to compete" is a question no-one is really asking. Except Inside Edition because they're bored, or something.