OK, I didn't actually hear Juju Chang say that men are hardwired to cheat. I heard her say that "relationship experts" say that. I could not detect her personal opinion on the matter at all in that clip. Even at the end she said: ...one relationship expert said especially when women have young children at home…

This article just made me re-evaluate my feelings about the baby-ladies in my office. There are a handful of them who are either pregnant or have young children and they are always talking, at great length, about parenting, pregnancy, what to buy, what not to buy, etc, etc. It drives me nutso because I'm childless…

@BetteD: Coke spoon and self tanner sold separately.

@BetteD: Indeed. In fact, the little girl in me is going to get some fucking pie right now.

@Hazey Jane: I think breast fetishization is only part of why pink ribbon fever is so prevalent. I think it might be also be related to the following (building on what you mentioned in your post):

I have the elf hat with attached ears. I put it on my Boston Terrier. The expression on her face clearly said, "Why don't you love me anymore? What did I do wrong?" Totally heartbreaking so I took it off right quick. (But not before I got a picture. Heh.)

Just yesterday, in my city, a man (a hoarder) died in a house fire because fire fighters could not get in to rescue him. The back door to his house was completely obstructed and there was apparently so much stuff on the ground floor that the fire fighters had to spend a lot of time clearing a ton of stuff out before…

@BestEuphemismEver: All the best days start with watching an early morning face fuck, I say.

I will no doubt enjoy watching him mature into a very attractive man, but right now he's just too young for my taste, even in fantasy-land.

@linnyt is a walking cliché: Yeah, people like to manufacture rivalry where there really is none. (Although Martha was pretty dismissive of Rachael.) But there's room on my cookbook shelf for both of them.

@Barbed Ire: Good lord, yes. I still think he's sexy even though he's gray and craggy and somewhat softer in the middle now than he is in that picture.

Wouldn't it by wild if Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston really did get back together? I mean, who would be more surprised? Me, or the people who write, every week, that they're doing just that.

@LoLoAGoGo: The video made me think of not only Resevoir Dogs (with Beyonce in a bathing suit) but also:

@egg cream: Have you ever cooked an entire Thanksgiving dinner for several people? Do it (and Christmas dinner) for a few years and the appeal of going out or ordering in will increase dramatically.

@amazoncowgirl: Many years ago I was in charge of the magazines in a big bookstore. The British magazines always had the most amazing shit stuck to the covers. (Not just the lady mags. The music mags has whole cds attached.) I had a love/hate relationship with these publications. Awesome swag, but a bitch to fit…

@EdnasEdibles: Yeah, how was he planning on supporting his 8 children before they landed the TV show? I'm a pretty cynical person, but even I don't believe they could have been counting on a TV show to support them when they originally had that brood. #jongosselinlegaldocuments

@cuteasabutton: Excuse me, excuse me, I'mma let you finish, but everyone knows Beyonce made the best video ever in the history of the world, man. #ladygagabadromancevideo

@pmarble: Yeah, and it seems to me the course isn't about models, but about race, class and gender, femininity, authenticity etc, taken from the launching point of the fashion industry. Which seems like an excellent place to start such discussions. #modelbehaviors

@Tchotchke: One of the things that Anjelica Houston, Meryl Streep etc have in common is that they all look their age; they look great, but they look their age. Demi Moore's problem in getting roles may be the very fact that she is 47 but looks 30. Who's going to cast her as 30 year old? Even if she looks 30,…

I can understand why you'd keep one long toe nail, you know, for the coke, but 10? That's just excessive. #tyrafaketoenails