@Bgirl_Hamster: I have been known, on occassion, to wipe my dog's ass. Sometimes she gets what we call "butt-nuggets" and I'd rather wipe them off her ass than off my sofa.

@NefariousNewt: I haven't seen the film yet, but from my understanding it is not so much a revision of WWII history as a revision, comment on, tweak, homage, whatever-you want-to-call-it of the WWII film as a genre.

I'm not going to watch the clip because Tracie's description of it makes it seems so wonderfully bizarre, random, hilarious and can't-possibly-be-real that I'm afraid confirming that some people really do live like that will ruin my day. It's Friday, my day will not be ruined!

@Cerridwen: Aw, poor William just missed his Mommy is all. And his dogs (all named Pat.)

When I turned 30 I wrote a letter to myself to open when I turned 40. I will turn 40 in January and I can't believe I haven't ripped open that letter before now because I totally can't remember what I wrote.

I thought my husband had the hairiest legs of any man I've ever seen. Then I saw Thom Browne in shorts.

I once had the enormous privilege to hold a baby gorilla and feed her from a bottle. It was one of the most amazing and memorable experiences of my life. It is also the only time in my life I had any kind of stirring up of maternal instinct. If I could have a baby gorilla instead of a baby human, I totally would.

I find the weird painterly image processing to be as equally odd as the actress's delivery of the lines.

While Rose McGowan's dress may be see-through, I can't actually see anything through it, so she seems to be doing the right thing in regards to underwear. Which is not something that could always be said of her.

You know what else always happens to Harrison Ford in all his movies? He gets punched in the face. Granted I haven't seen ALL of his films, but I can't think of a single one, regardless of genre, where he doesn't take a fist in the face at least once.

"I'm so mad, I'm gonna take my tea cup, get on the Metro, go halfway across town, pay admission to the museum, elbow my way through the crowd to get close to the painting, then I'm gonna throw my cup at it! I'm so angry, I just need to do something REALLY SPONTANEOUS."

OK, I totally can't remember where I read or heard this story or what time period the story is supposed to be set but here goes:

I totally invented the HemmingMyWay thing in my head earlier this summer. I hope they work, because they'd be damn useful. It seems that you've have to iron where the fold is to make it look right. Not that that's a big deal. Presumably they strips would stay on through a wash. I hope. I think I need some.

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Ooh, Frank Langella's Dracula made my knickers all watery when I first saw that movie. I didn't seem to notice just how cheesy that film is.

@Eleanor Ramilly: Yeah, and the title itself totally ruins the witty pun of the original.

I think I last saw Margaret Cho's blazer in an ABC video circa 1985. That said, if I owned that blazer I'd wear it all the time.

@Meglantine: I think it may be that exercise I've heard about, what's it called again? Starts with lipo and ends with suction. Or something like that. Dude is sure getting his money's worth.

Part II of this video features Ratty and Mole and Toad in a threesome.

@labeled: I believe this the European variety of badger which remains cute throughout its lifespan. They are just as nasty as North American badgers though.

I enjoy the irony of a story about fake and pointless magazines being published in the Daily Mail.