Dangnabbit, I turned off the television a few seconds after La La Land initially won and I now I heard there was a Steve Harvey moment? I missed that?!?

La La Land won, I peaced out upstairs before the speech and went to get ready for bed, then my mom yelled for me to come downstairs because there was a mixup and Moonlight actually won?! CRAZY turn of events.

What a twist ending! Did M. Night Shyamalan write this?! (LOL no)

Moonlight is truly good. Civil War is good.

When your standard for “good” is the fucking Godfather, then yeah, no shit other movies aren’t gonna live up to that.

Jews historically have been very active in social justice movements (one of the many reasons, of course, that the right hates us; we’re all Workmen’s Circle communists— and also because, apparently, we like our weed: http://www.timesofisrael.com/alt-right-website-tries-to-weed-out-jews-from-drug-reform/) and this…

Just, umm, real quick. Rose spent his summers in LA grinding with Russell Westbrook (both Wasserman guys). Their workouts are the stuff of legend out here. They are (were) so much more athletic than everyone in the sport at their position that the only way to improve was to go at it against each other. Weights,…

C’mon. Rose’s problem is not that he doesn’t work out. He has one of the most ripped physiques in the entire NBA. His problem is that his legs were trashed by an insane run of serious injuries, and the hit he took to his athleticism exposed what were already some major holes in his game that he used to be able to make…

I so called this. The folks at Blue Diamond are going to be ecstatic to see Buddy Hield grabbing nuts in a Kings jersey.

I usually hate those extra hammerfists to a downed opponent’s face…

I once got a tech called on me for dunking with my hand behind my head. Coach benched my ass, too. Unless you’re the hottest shit just waiting to pick your D-1 college for your rental year, High school is about respecting the game and your opponents; very minimal leeway.

How is flat eartherism, of all things, having a moment? Is it maybe related to the fact that the same “I just feel like I know best” people all voted for a tv star to be president on the basis of “this should work.”

“unsportsmanlike? oh come on its high school,”

We may well be in the midst of a slow-motion coup. If you were going to try to undermine democracy in this country, you would probably start by attacking the judiciary, the free press, the intelligence agencies, and the voting system. If you can succeed in undermining public confidence in those institutions and…

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

So no Supreme Court Justice votes can happen while people are campaigning for president, right? Isn’t that what Senator mcTurtleface said during Obama’s last year?

Or as our esteemed former pres said, “there’s a saying in Tennessee—well, it’s a saying in Texas, probably Tennessee—fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, won’t get fooled again.”

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

Yep.

Counterpoint: the Uncle Drew ads are fine.