I love how trumps only defense is: “these leaks are illegal!” Meanwhile during the campaign he said he loved Wikileaks and begged Russia to hack Hillary’s emails. Karma is a bitch.

Man, I wish I’d lived whatever kind of charmed life one has to live to not know what an Upperdecker was.

NO. Its plopping one in the reserve tank.

An upper-decker is when you poop in the tank, so that when someone flushes the toilet poop water comes in.

Poop in the top tank. Really, there’s no better prank.

its where you lift the lid and drop a deuce in the water tank

I dont even want to know the monster that’ll shit on a seat

Woah woah woah... you don’t think an upper decker is funny?!? Are you a terrorist?

I dunno, man, I think upper decking the POTUS would be pretty funny just because he’d fly into a blind rage. That’s a circumstance that would be hilarious.

I must correct you here; it is hilarious.

An upper decker is to poop in the reservoir behind you instead of the bowl. Result is shitty water with every flush.

You are wrong. It’s fucking hilarious.

Upper Decker is when you take a shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl.

An upper decker is when you remove the lid of the tank and poop into the tank.

So-o-o if those mites are already taking care of it...

Apparently I’m wasteful because I toss my pillows every 6 months or so or when they start losing their “loft”. I don’t like a broken in pillow, thank you very much.

Sally is a Hero!!!

You people that do shit outside are out of your minds.

Pictured: Gar Foreman.