Maybe the refs would be nicer if for just once the players tried using carrots instead of sticks.

‘Is there some kind of Galactic Civil Council that we can appeal to when things are this ridiculously bad?’

(pedantry ahead, you are warned)

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

or destroyed to make a hyperspace bypass.

NPR replayed an old Fresh Air with her a few weeks back after her husband died, and she talked about how she was a California kid, came to Minneapolis for like, a day to shoot those shots, and was so, so, woefully unprepared for how cold it was going to be (and how the hat toss was just something someone suggested on…

:-(

aw heck.

When I realized that Santa wasn’t real I automatically applied the same thinking to Jesus and god because they seemed equally unrealistic. I thought it was some play-pretend that adults only did when children were around. Then it took me a couple more years to realize that for many it’s not play-pretend. To get back…

Thank you for this. A woman isn’t lacking in agency just because she’s making decisions you don’t agree with. I might concede that she’s in over her head, but to cast her as someone so blank that she can’t muster up the power to make her own decisions is a disservice to both her, and other women like her. Just because…

Absolutely. And one thing that the movie makes ridiculously clear is that there is plenty of “footage” of Slenderman on the internet, which makes it even more difficult to dismiss if you are already prone to believing those kinds of things. Some of the video material featured in the documentary is downright terrifying…

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

Look forward to Waiters shooting 13 threes per game now because he thinks he’s a superstar.

No one has ever said this.

That “clack” sound will haunt my nightmares

“This is all a big witch hunt. The only reason that the CIA is investigating Flynn is because I called them a bunch of Nazis a week ago and then didn’t apologize for calling them Nazis when I spent half an hour talking about how great I am in front of a wall listing the names of CIA operatives who died in the line of…

Which facts are you presenting? Facts or alternative facts?

When I was working in the media, I had to monitor the Letters to the Editor, and every week, without fault, we would get a dozen e-mails around the lines “Why don’t know the truth about Benghazi?” well into 2014 because a dozen inquires, millions of dollars spent and plenty of books from reputatble writers wasn’t…

Hang on. We need to hear all of the facts first. Then we need to hear all of the alternative facts. I think that’s how it works now.

It was probably a mistake to list Vladimir Putin as a Reference.