The prayers before the speech were just as terrifying.

Or play as Ana, who DOES heal teammates by shooting them!

And they’re terrible - fake band! Already in Crimea!

Yeah but if you don’t teach kids about sex they won’t have it. That’s just basic science. 

Not shitty training, finely honed racism.

I thought getting married was a form of contraception.

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

Under Pence I don’t have to worry about actually dying because he said something on Twitter that caused North Korea to lose their shit and start a nuclear war.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

Bulls fan here that has also watched Derrick closely since his junior year at Simeon. If only this were the first instance of erratic behavior from Derrick related to his family. For the life of me I can’t peg what this guy’s issue is, but he’s always had problems with communication, specifically with management and…

GQ is also killing it with Keith Olberman on their youtube channel.

WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Found the Trump voter.

Huh, how about that:

As a Bulls fan, these jokes are funny now.

search your feelings, you know it to be you

thats how it usually happens in my fanfic.