This isn’t pass interference. Its illegal use of the hands for the prior contact at the 50 yard line. It nullifies the play, complete catch or not. But if the penalty is 10 yards I guess there’s a wash on what the actual infraction was.

Money.

Viola Davis. God damn! You fierce, mama! Fierce!

Dissenting opinion: I thought the diversity was earnest and well done without looking too much like Checkbox Theater for Satisfying Diversity Critics.

Came looking for this, was not disappointed. Thanks!

Wow. To this day, whenever I hear the word deuce I think of “Dropping a deuce” which is a euphemism for taking a shit. He must be completely inured to that joke at this point, but God damn!

I’ve always thought that the most fascinating/sexy part of doggie-style sex was watching the perineum stretch like an accordion. Very hot!

That’s not a good look for her. She looks like fucking Megamind. But, I guess it fits since she’s a super-villain.

Woah. I thought that was Maria Sharapova in the header pic. Confusion abated!

Let me know when the come out with the XBox Dos Equis version.

Can one be offended by something one doesn’t understand? This is an interesting point that I hadn’t considered too closely until this particular instance.

Is anyone actually surprised about this development? It was clear before he returned to the US that he was going to hold his announcement until he was safe in his cocoon. He’s a bitch coward. If you’re going to pull out of the Accord, fine ... stand up, have some backbone and announce it in front of your fellow…

I want to see Angela Merkel kick him softly in the shin, and when he looks down slap the ever living shit out of him. Try it on someone you feel superior to ... that shit works every time.

She should be required to be photographed naked when she reaches 70 as well. People with plastic surgery should know better than to critique anyone else. The irony is stunning.

The only explanation for what the Bears did on draft day is that Future Ryan Pace stepped out of the TARDIS and said to his present day self, “Whatever you do, you MUST draft Mitchell Trubisky with your first pick! Five Super Bowls!” and then a white haired older dude leaned out and said, “Ryan! The Cybermen wont…

He plays center field ... so I imagine he has at least average foot speed. I believe the word Mr. May is looking for is: bunt.

“[...] and something called Paul Zipser is delivering solid minutes off the bench.”

And Rick James will be lurking with that right hand surprise! “I’m Heavenly Rick James, bitch!”