While this may be a bit of an exaggeration, I feel you also left something out:

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Does this count as accidental anal?

As Zenyatta, I’ll become one at with the Iris at the merest hint of mortal danger. You needed the healing to help bust through a chokepoint? Sorry, couldn’t hear you over all that not protecting me that’s going on.

6. The lone “experience tranquility” to save myself [Zenyatta] and run away while still getting stunned and killed a few moments later by the entire enemy team.

If I tried to start a fight every time I was “disrespected,” I’d have lost about 1,000 fights to my mom by now.

Wasnt that a helmet to helmet hit or do punter helmets not count?

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

http://www.factcheck.org/2011/12/the-gingrich-divorce-myth/

Exactly what his hookers exclaim when getting boned by this blobfish theocratic dick whistle.

what the fuck

Imagine how disgusted all of his hookers must get when he’s rutting around on top of them. The stench of throat nuggets coated on Campbell’s cream of shit soup surely deserves an extra c-note, right?

I kept waiting for Reggie to appear in that video, put his arm aroung Stan, and tell the repoters how great everything is between them.

Can’t wait to see Joe Smith III take on Hopkins in 2030

I can’t name an active Seahawks running back.

The exuberance of youth is a motherfucking killer.

Well, actually, hold on, let me adjust my glasses, in the ‘canonical’ run of The Simpsons, Homer never uses the “F” word, so unfortunately your quote is incorrect.

lolno

I’m all for gun ownership but dafuq kind of weirdo needs to bring a gun everywhere? Guns in the library, school, church, stadiums, water parks, malls, hair salons/barber shops, casinos, parades, theaters. I’m starting to think there are some ammosexuals who never remove their guns from their person. It’s there when…