I’m wearing this today. It’s the closest I’ll ever get to having Prince all over me.

Grey Poupon is clearly for jackets.

James Johnson? His decrepit ass is still in the league?

Opposing Player 1: He’s just chilling there

Right, because god knows people like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are never, ever smug.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Considering this was the first year in a new 10 year deal, I think Notre Dame doesn’t give a fuck as long as they’re good by the end of the deal.

because some americans, and by which i mean the fucking delusional racist ones, wanted jobs to come back so we can defeat RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM because that bitch hillary was too corrupt and its time for white power to rise again and nobodys gonna take america away from them again lest god be damned.....think i…

McDonald’s is Eugenics? Public school are eugenics? Words do not have a meaning anymore, I’d like fish in my coffee, hat!

So, while I would love to see the dethroning of Trump ... how is this different than what the governor of North Carolina is doing right now, that every liberal (including myself) is lambasting as an affront to democracy? Or the rhetoric we criticized Trump for throwing around before the election?

Yeah, first time I defeated the giant skeleton warrior he fell forward and I literally jumped back for fear he would land on me. That’s how immersive the experience can get in the heat of the moment.

When I can play a game like Skyrim or Witcher, draw back a bow and aim, use a sword and shield and cast spells while exploring a huge beautiful realistic world, then I’ll be interested.

It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.

He traveled.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

Frankly, at this point, nobody should be stunned. Thibs has coached every single game like it’s the NBA Finals basically since the first day he took over the Bulls - despite player injuries, despite Bulls’ management telling him to cool down, and even despite it being a factor in his firing!

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

WHEN SOME SHOWS YOU WHO THEY ARE, BELIEVE THEM THE FIRST TIME - Maya Angelou (SHOUTING BY ME)

What man hasn’t reacted with shock the first time he drills himself in the face while tossing the helmet?