Incredible. I imagine this deal has raised eyebrow across the league.

More like Luke Rid-in-an-hour amirite

NOTE THE IRONY OF A CAT-PARASITE-INFESTED TOXOPLASMA ZOMBIE REFERRING TO A BOLD TRUTH-TELLER AS A “SHITHEAD”

Oh, no! Burneko, I thought you were cool! Turns out you’re just another shithead :(

Sure, it looks bad, but the video actually contains a good O. Munn.

Pshhhh.

Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!

Uh...what? It is absolutely canon. There is literally no question about it.

An NBA franchise adrift fell under the sway of the oldest siren song of the draft, running her hard-earned lottery pick aground as she reached for the “upside” shoals of a 7-foot EuroMantis. It’s a tragic tale as old as the Lottery herself.

Oh, Shit! He lost his tit-list???...that shit is important! (Unless you meant Titleist, then never-mind)

Man, Bob Barker’s really fallen off since Happy Gilmore

This type of violence doesn’t happen in other advanced countries.

How many Cavs fans do you think went out and bought Dellavedova jerseys after Game 3? Dozens? Hundreds? Hahaha, fuckers.

I agree with all your points.

Bad Ben Bishop Boner Bites Bolts, Benefits Blackhawks

You’re saying that like it’s a bad thing.

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