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One of the key things, I'm told, is to comply.

Another really great piece, Greg. This managed to be funny, sad and rage-inducing all at once.

More sports should be filmed like old kung-fu movies.

Are you insane? You wanna pass, fine... I LITERALLY can't think of a more dangerous throw to make than that one. Throw a fade, throw a corner, throw to the back of the endzone... literally, ANYTHING else

You're right, he definitely had a defiant social disorder at those press conferences this week.

If Lynch took over for Richter, I would watch Conan on a 24 hour loop.

"Were you watching the Predators at Blues match-up on Fox Sports Tennessee tonight"

Or, Colt Seavers.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

I'm sitting here the whole time thinking "Superman could just stand there with his arms crossed and Batman would never move him...wtf is going on here?"

Why did you have a brick sitting in your living room?

This isn't surprising in the least; Russell is just so locked in that even off the court, he's still not passing up chances to take shots.

Cutler. Marshall. Fox. Are the Bears just sitting on the Broncos curb, waiting for their next used, unwanted sofa to get dragged out?

I like the suspense! (Seriously)

"Hot take" has pretty much devolved into, "Opinion I disagree with," hasn't it?

can't finish at the rim

The thing I never get about these wrecks is why the hell are all these cars heading into the pile up going so damn fast in the first place with these conditions. Living in Southern Ontario all my life in conditions like this on the highways cars are probably going to be rolling at 60 km/h-80 tops for safety reasons.