Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

That's a good point. Years ago, the Bulls beat some team like the Bobcats by, like, 40 points. It was over halfway through the second quarter. Afterwards, Thibs grumbled, "Well, we played ok, but we need to work on our screen-roll defense, our outlet passes weren't on-target, etc etc." Jonathan Hood, Chicago…

Except Thibs would run Westbrook and Durant into the ground in the regular season with his "EVERY GAME IS GAME SEVEN OF THE FINALS" attitude and they would be promptly knocked out in the first or second round.

my husband and I got busted having sex in a TJ Maxx dressing room. We had originally gone in for him to try on pants - but when you find a full length bench and floor to ceiling mirror ... What do you think is going to happen?

Yeah, but is also a shithole that wasn't built for baseball, and hasn't aged well. It at needed a major renovation that would have cost as much as building a new stadium.

I get that sometimes when you build a big lead you call off the dogs, but this is only a 5 run lead in the 7th. Nothing wrong with this at all, even in the unwritten rules.

In-n-Out staff: "PLEASE, CONTROL YOUR BITCH, SIR"

The worst part is the bullshit theatrics he does with his knee after the play is over, to help sell the fact that it was just a standard scrum of players trying to get at a ball on the ground.

I love Wade pretending his knee actually hurts

"Who is the worse person, me for what I said or any of the HUNDREDS who just cursed me??"

I think this is some great brand synergy. When I play Pacman, I can never get past the first level.

Chesapeake Arena is the place to be

Basically, women should just be forced to take regularly-scheduled pregnancy tests before our male protectors will sign off on our ability to leave the house. Because we wouldn't want to endanger the children by, you know, existing autonomously in the world.

*/fixed it for you.

So wait, he wants STATE-FUNDED PREGNANCY TESTS AT BARS but opposes government-funded birth control?!

If by average you mean the man to Yao's left, he has a doctorate in quantum mechanics, speaks 9 languages and is an accomplished cellist. If I'm mistaken and you're referring to the man behind Yao, that's Century 21 agent Jeff Whittels of Boca Raton, Fl, and he only sold three homes in the last calendar year. That is…