Daaaamn, dude! All I did was eat shit after a local news lady asked us some pandering questions while we were out running in the snow. Didn't realize my on-camera awkwardness and subsequent spill warranted such an epically fucked up fate. Can't imagine what's in store for anyone who actually takes themselves (or…

Some Ravens cheerleaders end up more successful than others.

"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."

When...the ball hits your glass

You can't really blame Amare- where there's tits and drinks, there's usually JR Smith.

I know. It still stings.

Great, now I'm sad that Steve is gone.

Sophie stood at the foot of what was once the Parliament House as smoke rose from its hulking remains. She opened her lungs to the smell of charred wood, asphalt, and flesh and grinned.

We are working on the hobbit & lotr for a 3-year old. She asked why elves and dwarves aren't friends if they are both good ... Came up with "dwarves have a hard time sharing and elves have a hard time saying I'm sorry."

Child. You live in a country absolutely lousy with dragons. Here is one biting Steve Irwin.

I got my then 5 year old son into A Song of Ice and Fire by telling him the "child friendly" version. He always wanted to know the stories I was reading.

Awww, someone is a fan of How to Train Your Dragon!

It's not $5 wasted! It's $5 toward Steam and a game developer!

I prefer to think of it as us haphazardly supporting PC gaming! :D

Really? I'm really supposed to think Bret Easton Ellis should know better? He deserves some benefit of the doubt?

Bret? Easton? Ellis?

That guy?

Almond took no joy in this fight.

So a little girl is obsessed with sports and now has trust issues with her father? She's just a few years away from full on lisbonism.

Waiter: Perhaps a dessert?
Manning: Sure any recommendations?
Waiter: A Turnover?
Manning: :/