the guy not murdering you alone is the biggest high five you can get in that situation.

See, Marvel's pretty much run through its A-Team of superheroes (unless they relaunch the Fantastic Four or finally pull together a Dr. Strange movie), so they're digging deeper into the back catalog.

Vet: Oh, what a sawwy widdle puppy. Did you bweak your widdle weg?

Ugh, another lifeless Rocky movie.

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.

A referee supervised the fights as concessionaires sold beer and food

Despite being part of a royal family, she always wanted to be a Disney princess. Sadly, she didn't quite grasp what it meant to be plucky.

Add me to the cervix bashing list! There was one other gawker commenter I came across once too. We're like giant squid. We're out there but hardly ever seen...lol!

Probably still best to consult the actual person you're with. I only orgasm from P in V from a long penis that I can bash the fuck out of my cervix with. But now I understand why most women think I'm crazy when I say that.

Once again, a boring soccer game ends in a 1-1 tie. Not sure why they didn't have a shootout to decide it, though.

Reading your comment and seeing the chokehold photo make me laugh.

As a long-time Clippers fan, I'm in a unique position I don't know how to handle. This past post-season is the first time I have ever been disappointed by my team. You have to have expectations before you're disappointed. The same goes for the Chris Paul situation. Good players leave the Clippers. It's just what…

It's amazing what kids can sleep through. And what's even more amazing is that kids (at least mine) will wake faster when I simply whisper their name.

Depends on the technique!

You people actually comment on sports you don't watch? Really? Still? Are you out of your fucking minds or just caught up on all your yardwork?