The Night King is played by Ryan Gosling, right? He looks like Ryan Gosling to me. Forever.

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Apropos of nothing in today’s Morning Spoilers; I loved Spider-Man: Homecoming. Funny as hell, delightful and filled with an incredible cast of performers, I have already seen it twice with plans to go again soon.

Dissenting opinion: I thought the diversity was earnest and well done without looking too much like Checkbox Theater for Satisfying Diversity Critics.

This is great! I’ve always wanted to enact the one-thousand different ways I wish Carter Burke should have bitten it on that fucking rock.

Came looking for this, was not disappointed. Thanks!

Wow. To this day, whenever I hear the word deuce I think of “Dropping a deuce” which is a euphemism for taking a shit. He must be completely inured to that joke at this point, but God damn!

I’ve always thought that the most fascinating/sexy part of doggie-style sex was watching the perineum stretch like an accordion. Very hot!

That’s not a good look for her. She looks like fucking Megamind. But, I guess it fits since she’s a super-villain.

Woah. I thought that was Maria Sharapova in the header pic. Confusion abated!

I watch more ASMR videos than I’d like to admit. This is pretty hilarious.

Let me know when the come out with the XBox Dos Equis version.

Can one be offended by something one doesn’t understand? This is an interesting point that I hadn’t considered too closely until this particular instance.

Is anyone actually surprised about this development? It was clear before he returned to the US that he was going to hold his announcement until he was safe in his cocoon. He’s a bitch coward. If you’re going to pull out of the Accord, fine ... stand up, have some backbone and announce it in front of your fellow…

I want to see Angela Merkel kick him softly in the shin, and when he looks down slap the ever living shit out of him. Try it on someone you feel superior to ... that shit works every time.

... I’m not totally buying it.

I imagine this is a scene that nobody really wants simply because this version of Flash is established and all aspects are just caretaker. When you hear directors talk about putting their stamp on things I can kind of understand what they’re talking about. In this situation, there will be little wiggle room to do so.

She should be required to be photographed naked when she reaches 70 as well. People with plastic surgery should know better than to critique anyone else. The irony is stunning.