Why is Dominic Monaghan on the pitch in that photo?

Can you imagine if Cardinal Dolan suddenly smashes a saffron-infused sauteed baby carrot into Donald Trump’s ear? I think Hilary might pause a moment before diving in to restrain the Cardinal.

Chablis? Pinot noir? or Arsenic?

I give it a 5.6 ... he didn’t stick the landing. It’s a nice attempt, but it’s no triple axl, or double lutz.

WHY IS HIS GUN EVEN OUT OF IT’S HOLSTER?

I know he’s not happy with them, but I’m willing to bet their durability shone through after he slammed that tablet on that cargo box. I’m certain the “blue screen of death” was just as rock solid as it was before impact.

Uh, I actually don’t like the guy, but Steven Seagal is supposedly a pretty intense motherfucker (read: major asshole) who likes picking fights with anyone in visual range. Combine this with an extensive background in various martial arts, and he might be the actor most likely to actually try and kill you over…

How (and why) could you decide to continue this vocation after losing an eye? You now have no depth perception! Aren’t there any regulations in Spain for bullfighting?

Unions tend to vote democratic in elections. It has been a historically significant source of votes in the past. By breaking up union power it effectively dissolves this support. It certainly isn’t illegal by any means, just pernicious and cynical.

What if next year, one of the conservative judges becomes incapacitated or dies? Then you’ll be looking at a locked in liberal majority on the bench. Ooops! Then what will they do? Demand a nominee and that be someone of their choosing, Constitution be damned?

What if next year, one of the conservative judges becomes incapacitated or dies? You’ll be looking at a locked in liberal majority on the bench. Ooops! Then what will they do? Demand a nominee that be someone of their choosing, Constitution be damned? “Balance” they’ll cry!

Kaepernick really needs to throw all the complaining about his method of protest back in the face of his accusers. Something like this:

This is awful. How has it come to this kind of behavior? What the fuck is wrong with people!?

I had a bout of troll behavior when playing this mode. I lock in my choice as Ana and then over my mic I frantically plead, “How do I switch Ana’s rifle to heal mode? I’ve never played her before!” The ensuing incredulity is informative and amusing. Some people really go for the gold in trying to be helpful, while…

At some point, you just start feeling sorry for the code. It’s doing the best it can to interpret what it’s being asked to do. “You want me to force this wrestler object to intersect with this table object? Really? Okay. Just doing what I’m told!”

Take off the helmets. Give them wrestling head-gear. Reduce the shoulder-pads. Watch the injuries due to contact drop dramatically.

Beaky looks fine. Perhaps a bit more evil, sort of like Mirror Universe Spock. Just think of him that way ... Mirror Universe Beaky, with a cat beard.

I have a love-hate relationship with BBT.

I know it’s splitting hairs, but Suicide Squad is not a superhero movie because ... there are no superheroes in it (Batman cameos notwithstanding). The players in this movie are supervillains. There’s a pretty big difference here.

Wait ... is she wearing crocs? GTFO!