Bwahahahahahaha!

Well, shit.

At work:

Here’s my take: I think Richard Sherman makes a lot of good points about the hypocrisy of the NFL with respect to player safety and it’s inverse relationship to profitability of their product. It’s right there out in the open.

I have missed you so much.

Impeccably credible. Monumentally, really.

Trump may very well be a coke user. That’s what I’m hearing. Many, many people are telling me very interesting things about Mr. Trump’s habits. Many very credible people. Super credible people. Without a doubt.

Why isn’t the mascot a walking oil derrick or an animatronic pump jack who’s shtick is walking through the crowd and occasionally ejaculating crude oil on unsuspecting fans?

That snow Cruz is referring to is in Hell since it recently froze over, which coincides with his softening position on Trump. The snow trudgers pushed him off the fence.

I’m sorry you have psoriasis. Maybe people are offering because they care and want to be helpful. But I can understand it must get old.

Okay, here’s a follow-up. Do you wash your arms? If so, why? What’s the difference between the arms and legs?

Let me tell you something ... I know people who don’t think its necessary to wipe their asses after they take a shit. True story. That’s easily one of the most WTF moments in personal grooming history I’ve ever encountered. So not washing your legs, while odd to me, is not the biggest shock. There’s nothing wrong with…

But I still love you in spite of your crusty feet!

Your fliplops callus your feet? Interesting. I wear flipflops exclusively when not at work and I also run ... I haven’t seen a single callus in years. I guess everyone’s feet are different. Some people callus easily and others don’t. I have a hard time seeing how flipflops would cause calluses. What brand do you…

Is this EASY MODE?

Brings new meaning to the term opening the flood gates, don’t it?

Well, I don’t shower on the weekends generally. Are you proud of me for that?

I feel you.

I agree that calling not washing one’s legs lazy. When I looked back at my post later it made me cringe. I regret posting that sentiment..

LOL! What?