Are we sure Higuain isn’t on the take? Are all his family members accounted for? Something has to explain his inexplicable play.

Jesus Christ. My dumb ass thought the article was referring to this Chris Evans:

“Fuck Mo Speights’ head mole.”

Well, when you put it like that ... why do you even bother paying attention?

This was a bizarre experience. I mean, I had to keep reminding myself that I was rooting for Cleveland during the flow of the game. I like the Warriors. But I also like seeing shit like a team losing a Finals series where they had a 3-1 advantage. It’s hilarious. I love chaos like this.

There’s no way to get around it; LeBron James looks like a grown man playing against 13-year olds out there. It’s fascinating, humorous and frightening.

A mascot designed by a 3 year old? Okay, I’ll allow it.

Mr. Dingle? As in, Mr. Dingleberry? Seriously? LOL! Wow, that is some true “I don’t give a fuck” trolling right there.

Do we know whether or not this will come with the bonus UBISOFT DRM from Hell component? ‘Cause that might make me skip a game I’ve really wanted to exist for a long time. If I have to install a kernel-level DRM scheme that I can’t remove even after uninstalling the game ... no thanks.

So, with the potential of terrorist attacks around any corner ... these fools decide to distract the police with chair and bottle throwing tantrums because each thinks the other team’s football is whack? Are you fucking kidding me?

I thought it was a little hastily edited in the early half, and some of the actors were ... not very good ... but I actually thought it was decent. I would have also have streamlined the plot and avoided hammering the audience with sentimentality at every opportunity, but Warcraft wasn’t nearly as bad as it was made…

There’s no way the letter being penned by that congress of super-villains doesn’t start with, “Dear, Batman. We are tired of your shit.”

You know, sometimes when you’re in close company with people who are behaving inappropriately you might also engage in said tomfoolery. I know that I have a friend at work that I engage with highly inappropriate conversations—I mean, we go for it on purpose to see who can say the most offensive thing in a joking…

I like the mind space this cyclist must have been in. “I’m special. I’m gonna just keep on pedaling and ignore this officer’s plea to stop. Because ... I’m me! Oooof!”

A famous man once said, “Let he who is without fap-induced cramp hand cast the first stone!”

In all honesty, why would there ever be anything except permanent bans? Why the fuck does any who’s cheating deserve a second chance in the first place? If you cheat, you’re an asshole, plain and simple. If you get caught, you’re done, equally as simple.

Rare drops are rare for a reason—after all the bad drops, you’ll feel ecstatic when you finally get, say, firefighter Mei.

Jones is an unsigned free agent, but if he finds work he’ll have to go without the hoodie. The updated uniform policy specifically forbids them, because the hood can block a player’s nameplate.

This is what I have come to assume based on extended playtimes. There’s certainly some net code issues involved, but it’s also clear to me that Hanso’s arrows yield some generous collision detection. You can pretty much just lob arrows into a scrum and guarantee yourself at least one headshot. without even looking.…

I agree with you for the most part, but a key component of what’s been uncovered here is the size of your character’s hitbox changes depending on who’s shooting at them. It’s weird, but in the large scope of things, it’s fine.