It’s now plain to see what it really means when someone laments that a politician “isn’t conservative enough”, isn’t it? I means said individual isn’t mean spirited enough. Isn’t committed enough to rabid recitation and eventual attempt at inflicting the dogma of rage at the dying of the Great White Light. Isn’t…

Can you imagine what the producers were thinking?

Thibs would be a great addition to the coaching staff as defensive guru ... but putting him in charge of another team is probably not gonna happen. 4 hour practices? That isn’t going to play anywhere now that its a known quantity.

These [Titanfall, Battlefront] are fun games with plenty to offer, but if the people who make them can’t figure out how to make it easy for players to start—and want to continue—playing, they’ll peter out well before they meet their full potential.

Damn! Where can I get a copy of that photo without all the copy and title?

The sad part is that there are a lot of people waiting to say, “See? Cam Newton isn’t even a mediocre quarterback!” if they don’t win the Super Bowl.

Dockers or Haggars?

You don’t. You just learn to love it and enjoy the occasional outbreak into being “real” when you get enough stars in a comment.

Alshon Jeffrey had a pretty important 3rd down reception ruled an incompletion against the 49ers last Sunday. It nearly jumped off my couch in outrage at just how fucking idiotic it was that they overturned it.

My favorite part of the play is where Teletovic comes flying in from the free-throw line and commits an uncalled over-the-back foul on Rose.

They should institute sudden death. But with pistols between candidates.

New Bestseller! “How to Lose Like Fucking Assholes in No Time!” by the Detroit Lions Free Press.

Dude, a hero like Jaina is Nova’s worst nightmare—all of Jaina’s abilities are free-aim, so unless Nova is completely still or in a bush, she’s toast when I’m playing the Ice Queen.

Oh, it’s even better when you’ve been waiting 20 minutes for a bus and when it arrives there’s a long line to board. And that person in front of you waits until they are at the fare box to rummage around in their 20 gallon purse to look for money. It never fails. I’m like, “Are you kidding me? We’ve been standing in…

I was never a huge bar goer, but it seemed logical to me to A, make eye contact with the bartender; as soon as they look up they will automatically feel your gaze and come right to you (also works at a crowded deli counter) and B, tip generously on the first buy. Every time I have done B, I barely get my hands on the…

Huge fine and suspension in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... YES!

Holy shit! LOL! Okay, that was funny as hell. Thank you for that.

Seriously, guys. You are not being fair to Carly. It’s obvious she isn’t aware of any fatalities related to this incident. That makes the gentleman in Colorado a peaceful protester. Just wait until she realizes he killed people. Then she’ll have a different opinion.

Damn, she’s pretty.

The NFL officiating is a massive joke. Has to be the worst officiated sport in the world. In the NBA we see lots of bad officiating, but its because the officials are willfully ignoring rules and balancing shit in a clandestine fashion. In the NFL its because the officials don’t know what they’re doing. The rule book…