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You gotta love the childish pretense of faking an injury to get a penalty call. #7 in blue is writhing around on the pitch like Dwayne Wade after he misses a stupid gimmie. Look at him there at the 00:07 mark ... then he sees the attention has moved beyond him and a scrum breaks out. So what does he do? He stops

That’s a fair assessment. I’ve tried pretty much all the MOBAs and Heroes of the Storm is the only one I even remotely enjoy. Many MOBA veterans hate it because it’s ‘dumbed down’—but I actually enjoy not having to worry about buying stuff from the in-game store and a bunch of other things like last-hitting. HotS just

Wow. The dude is LITERALLY being peeled off the turf by one of his offensive linemen—then he refuses the assistance and rolls onto his knees because he needs a moment. And ...

It’s a good thing DeAndre Jordan changed his mind and stuck around. Imagine how much worse things would be without him. He probably feels good that he at least is keeping things from completely imploding. Oh, wait ...

Whatever, dude. ‘Cuz ... Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive! Stayin’ alive!

Everyone needs their ass beaten at least once in their lifetime. Does amazing things for your humility. Ronda Rousey will be a better person, if not a better fighter for it.

Dude is addressing the ball like Ralph Kramden. “Oh, hello, butt!”

Russell Wilson, bland negro quarterback (Uncle Tom)— people hate him.

The flip side of this kind of comeback is the lose-from-ahead shenanigans. I have lost at least 3 games where my team was DESTROYING the other side in humiliating fashion. 5! levels ahead. On one game we had the enemy base down to 5% before they fought us off. We were still at 100% with all of our inner defenses in

LOL! This actually makes me want to go home and play some MOBA. These kinds of scenarios make me laugh because they’re so goddamned juvenile it’s hard to believe. I feel like I’ve had this exact experience as described in this article a dozen times. You get a player who isn’t nearly as good as they think they are, and

That is a horrid photoshop of Carano’s head on someone else’s body. LOL!

I’m saying that with all the “advances” it helmet technology and other protection players feel more safe than they did 5 years ago and it’s fallacious because the result is more a reckless approach to play. That guy is wearing more/better pads? Now I have to hit him harder. It’s a psychological cycle.

Why the fuck isn’t this in an American airport that I can conceivably get to?

I respect your opinion, Chris. I respectfully disagree. Thanks for the reply.

First, you haven’t ever seen me. So I think you might be the one with the mental deficiency. I feel sorry for you. Maybe mommy should get you a glass of milk. If you ask nicely she will put your binky in a glass of warm water so it will be ready for you when nap-time comes.

It’s not just the helmets. It’s all the padding. Guys feel invincible. This is what leads to blowing up other guys. Take the padding away and I bet they feel quite a bit more vulnerable and unlikely to blow someone up as opposed to just tackling them.

No kidding. I didn’t say adopt Rugby rules. I’m saying people would complain that it might as well be rugby.

LOL! So dramatic. Needing heavy padding to play football is a fallacy. Hell, we used to play “kill the man with the football” and to my knowledge no-one seemed to need an ambulance and it was because there was a limit—you knew that if you were a complete reckless jackass not only were you going to hurt someone, but

Non-sense. People all over the country play football without wearing pads every single day. You’re being sensationalist.

That’s what I said in the first place. LOL! It would dramatically alter the game.