I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Robin Ventura’s (one of my favorite all-time players) recounting of his noogie-session from Nolan Ryan is pretty hilarious. Ryan had been tossing high and tight ones to the entire line-up all game and I think he’d hit Ventura previously. At any rate, Ventura storms the mound, to wit he says, “As I got closer to the…

This is actually a brilliant strategy on the Democrat’s part. Encourage people on the conservative side to take Donald Trump seriously, thereby extending his presence in the field, thereby making the GOP implode as they fall all over themselves trying to push him out of the way.

I’m not so sure that a lot of these stereotypes of Bears fans are still relevant today. While people still recall the ‘85 Bears with reverence, no Bears fans are expecting the Second Coming of ‘85. And Mike Ditka has done a pretty thorough job the last few years destroying his reputation as a Chicago Sports icon. I…

Yes, yes. There’s an option within the settings for lowering the LFE.

Yes, yes. There’s an option within the settings for lowering the LFE.

Wow. You guys are covering my entire electronics spectrum!

Wow. You guys are covering my entire electronics spectrum!

I swear the most frustrating thing with kids is when you tell them explicitly, in long-form, with details of repercussions ... “Do not do thing X!”

You can thank us early adopters!

You can thank us early adopters!

Perhaps you have been lucky. Perhaps they have heard enough complaints. I got my screen last year and there were plenty of complaints on NewEgg.com about the cable being v1.1 (I wish I had read the reviews first).

Perhaps you have been lucky. Perhaps they have heard enough complaints. I got my screen last year and there were…

Warning, the Dell P2415Q is a beautiful display ... but glitchy as hell! I own one and while the color and image quality are rock steady, this little beauty makes me snarl as often as I purr.

Warning, the Dell P2415Q is a beautiful display ... but glitchy as hell! I own one and while the color and image…

In that case you’re screwed no matter what happens. Just smile a lot and nod and say, “Yes, massa!” You might be okay.

I recall convincing my mother to buy a mail order ninja sword. She thought it was a toy (I wonder how she got that idea). When she opened the box and unsheathed the sword and saw that it was A, not a toy and B, sharp as fuck! she put it back in the box and sent it back without batting an eyelash.

Hahahaha! I missed this on the first cut. My introduction to 80’s Ninja Action (tm) was Revenge of the Ninja, a kind of quasi-sequel to Enter the Ninja. Revenge also featured Sho Kosugi, but in that film he was the hero as he was in all the following films he stared in (Ninja III: The Domination, Pray for Death). When…

Ah, now I see why they’re acquiring Roy Hibbert! They need somebody to be the grown-up when Bryant, Williams and Young start wrestling each other for the ball. Boozer will still be there, but will be far away from the action, as usual.

This is going to be a majorly epic clusterfuck. The Kings have outdistanced themselves as Dumbest Fucking Organization in the NBA. No one is even close.

Pretty mild, but the dumbest thing I ever did with fireworks was decide to light firecrackers and toss them as if they were mini-grenades. On one toss (spoiler: my very last) I idiotically light the fuse sideways—this causes the fuse to burn twice as fast and realizing this I decide I need to get rid of this bitch…

The crowd was arraigned

This guy is officially the Hot Potato of the NBA.

I can’t wait to see her as Psylocke. Get it, girl!

When I saw the hand ball penalty awarded I was gutted. When the penalty kick went in (I knew it would) I walked away from the television. I couldn’t watch any more. I felt too sorry for France to have worked that hard and then had the game evened on that.