Is that fucking Bob Barker? Jesus, dude. Get another hobby!

I’m not sure Hawes has enough mobility to be a 4 in this era of stretch 4’s. Jefferson is much more suited to that role.

I’m no LeBron fan, but I have to pay the man huge respect. Losing your second and third best players and still having a 2-2 series? The man was literally doing everything. How does he not win that award? I wouldn’t want it in defeat either, but ... without James’ Herculean effort this isn’t even a remotely competitive…

You do understand why you couldn’t give tickets away previously, right? Two words: Bill Wirtz

Spencer Hawes always struck me as the kind of guy that plays better as a starter. He seems to sulk when he’s coming off the bench. That’s the impression I got from seeing his in-and-out routine in Philadelphia. With the Clippers it was just all downhill—he was never going to start in front of DeAndre Jordan. If…

You don’t like dicks do you?

I agree on all points. And David Lee is certainly not The Answer, but continuing the write Draymond Green isn’t working either. At least Lee’s presence switched things up and gave the Warriors a fresh injection. I have always hated this idiotic 8 man rotation shit in the playoffs. Use all your tools! Even if they’re…

LeBron James cannot be stopped. Whenever James is hurried though, his shot percentage goes down. The Warriors need to have whomever is guarding him right on top of him whenever he has the ball. If he’s bringing the ball up? Full court pressure. Not trying to steal, mind you. Just grab his attention away from his bag…

Old man Gordon has been hitting the gym big time! And probably a little growth hormone too.

Very happy for Jenner. If only we all had the support to be who we wanted to be ... things would probably be a lot better in a lot of human affairs.

This sounds crude, but the death of Dollar Bill Wirtz was the turning point for this franchise. He was like a dark, thundering cloud over the entirety of the city and fandom.

The full article explains the distance mentioned. Sam is aware of the standard length. :)

Oh for chrissakes. Cast thine eyes across yon river Styx, bard; yea verily, Leonidas and his brave Spartans doth make the wanking motion at thy silly shit.

Yeah, early on he frustrated the hell out of me for the reasons you mentioned, but his upside outweighs the occasional head-scratcher. Whenever he’s on the ice I feel comforted like back in the days of Steve Smith and Chris Chelios.

Excellent! Thank you to all involved!

Channeling some serious Claudia Black.

Sure, Sepp. Why don’t you hop a flight to New York and we can talk about it. I promise there will be no Feds to pounce on your old, crotchety and corrupt ass as soon as you put foot to pavement. I promise we will not gleefully toss you into a holding cell and announce your capture to a doting Futbol populace who will…

Chuck Mangione? Sweet!

How fair is this for him to be fighting Sam Tarley? C’mon, at least give the kid an obsidian shard or something.

Fixed it for you.