Mother says I'm never to speak to women like that.

You are racist for calling yourself a colored person. You are also racist for not being offended. Or maybe just self-ist? Masochistic? I'm sorry, I've lost track of which "ist" term I should be using here - can someone call the PC police to help me out? Either way, it's bad, and you should be sorry, although for what,…

Just makes him even more lovable.

Two penis in vagina jokes in the first 5 minutes!

I wouldn't actually want to witness that, but at the same time, damn, I'd love to see that.

Omg can we stop treating drug abuse/addiction like a drug/ criminal problem, and start treating it like the community/ mental wellness problem that it really is at its core?

Ungrateful Cambodians! We gave you Jobs, and now you want humane conditions as well?

Oh JLaw, our collective love affair with thee has only just begun.

I'd hit it.

I feel so dispirited by this I can't make the typical "but was she asking for it" sarcastic quip. Seriously, how many times are these kinds of messes going to be fumblingly blamed on anyone/ everyone EXCEPT the rapists?!?!

If you don't like SuperTroopers then YOU DONT SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!

So many of these places existed - and they all sound like they are basically a season of American Horror Story.

This is the first comment that absolutely made me laugh out loud today. Like a hard laugh, not a little chuckle, or the amused "haha" of a live studio ostrich.

So he wanted a subtle gold tooth - what's wrong with that?

That is.... Unsettling

Being my friend's maid of honour was one of the singularly awful experiences of my life. She brought me to tears twice on the wedding day itself

But could you have gotten the rights from Terry Gilliam (spelling?)?

With a little work, you too could be this beautiful!