Mother says I'm never to speak to women like that.

You are racist for calling yourself a colored person. You are also racist for not being offended. Or maybe just self-ist? Masochistic? I'm sorry, I've lost track of which "ist" term I should be using here - can someone call the PC police to help me out? Either way, it's bad, and you should be sorry, although for what,…

Just makes him even more lovable.

Two penis in vagina jokes in the first 5 minutes!

Just googled that, and it actually looks like something I'd love. I had a Razor scooter when I was in college, back when they were new, and I loved it. Always wished it had a simple motor!

I wouldn't actually want to witness that, but at the same time, damn, I'd love to see that.

Omg can we stop treating drug abuse/addiction like a drug/ criminal problem, and start treating it like the community/ mental wellness problem that it really is at its core?

Bullshit, just stand in a circle, and each soldier applies the Vulcan sleep grip to the soldier in front of him. Trickiest part is the timing- no one wants to be the one guy who doesn't get a squeeze!

Ungrateful Cambodians! We gave you Jobs, and now you want humane conditions as well?

Oh JLaw, our collective love affair with thee has only just begun.

I'd hit it.

I feel so dispirited by this I can't make the typical "but was she asking for it" sarcastic quip. Seriously, how many times are these kinds of messes going to be fumblingly blamed on anyone/ everyone EXCEPT the rapists?!?!

Jenny dies of dysentery.

If you don't like SuperTroopers then YOU DONT SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!

Oh man, I want that as my theme song when I walk into any room.

And find the water underground! Brilliant!

Does Iraq have rivers and lakes? No matter - airdrop in water as well!