Now they we know they can survive the fall, how about we genetically engineer some mega-beavers from the mega-fauna era, and drop them on ISIS! I'm thinking 6 foot beavers with RPGs!

So many of these places existed - and they all sound like they are basically a season of American Horror Story.

This is the first comment that absolutely made me laugh out loud today. Like a hard laugh, not a little chuckle, or the amused "haha" of a live studio ostrich.

But how does fried graphene taste? Is it like elephant ears? Or closer to buffalo wings?

So he wanted a subtle gold tooth - what's wrong with that?

That's it, I'm only commuting via segway from here on out.

That is.... Unsettling

Being my friend's maid of honour was one of the singularly awful experiences of my life. She brought me to tears twice on the wedding day itself

But could you have gotten the rights from Terry Gilliam (spelling?)?

No, I won't send a policeman after you, but I will write you off as a rotten person and I will never speak or write to you again.

With a little work, you too could be this beautiful!

100% iWatch- if it delivers on the standalone functionality that has been rumored, I will be in nerd heaven (it's like regular heaven, but with more USB ports).

Trickle down equality?

You're welcome!

Yeeahhhhh, I'm not sure the "I need a bigger condom" is because the smaller ones won't fit. It's because they fit so tight that it hurts. This is coming from a very average sized guy - but I have, on occasion, purchased protection that was simply uncomfortably tight.

It would have been very interesting to have lived in the mega-fauna period - I would love to see a 1000 lb saber toothed tiger (Smilodon), or a 6,000 lb Koala cousin (Diprotodon)!

Yes, sloths are definitely a sad little aberration of nature - did you know there were mega-sloths once, the size of a rhinoceros? True story!

It is - they are much cuter dry than wet. Although I think sloths are a bit creepy regardless:

Honda: deadlier than ISIS and Ebola (but not police).