Well, that's quite a bit of ire directed specifically at me.

I'm sorry, but Bill Maher is right - while other religions have historically been used for similar/ worse atrocities, right now, Islam wins the award for the religion currently being used as the excuse for, by Far, the largest quantity of fucked up shit on the planet.

Oh yes, Charlize is just insanely beautiful, and I'm with you on the other two being quite pretty. Nicky... I just have a hard time with how constantly over the top she is. It's like she can't stop being "on," and I've known people like that, and they drive me insane. And personality can be a huge turn on/ turn off,…

Hmm, Cate Blanchett has always been in the top ranks for me. And Tea Leoni, good lord I would do terrible, terrible things for a chance with her. And Rosario Dawson! She has some phenomenal eyes. Eva Green does too, now that I think of it, her eyes pretty much make my legs feel like they have turned to butter.

Well now I know what I'm doing for New Year's Eve

Twinsies!

So would a realistic scientifical research job be "chimp fluffer"? Or do they specifically want sex, not handies/ blowjobs? Will they settle for a human in a chimp suit? How realistic does the chimp suit have to be? Could I paint myself like a chimp, and glue on some fur? Will they pull my hair during sex, if I ask…

Really? Pretty? Maybe it's just me, but she seems really incredibly... bland.

Apparently that's working out for her then?

Well, I'm convinced!

So that would mean roughly 50% of the people in the world are celebrities (possibly more). That seems... high.

Help me understand again why Amber Rose is a celebrity?

Aaand, now I feel like crawling back under my covers and hiding from the world.

Silly journalist, assuming Facts actually matter!

They always do.

Otterly Ridiculous