You need to spoil it for us at some point - because I can't understand what the hell she said.

From a college football commentator, about an upset win over Alabama (I think?) a few years ago:

Oh man, sounds like her life was sooooooooo hard. Just like how Victoria's Secret models totally got teased in high school too - just like us normal, ugly folk!

I cannot live without my Wok.

How did Taylor Swift get through an interview without talking about her cats?

I want to Be that last owl.

Michael C Hall is brilliance itself, and I would watch him in anything, including Miming.

Biting your tongue on a feeling is not necessarily a lie of omission. Feelings are fluid, and words spoken affect them. Am i angry because my spouse forgot something? Or is more of my anger fueled by the fact that I yelled about it?

Those darn rascally little brothers, playing in mud and threatening ethnic mass murders. What are we going to do with you cute little dickens's?

I have long thought that airlines should simply charge per pound (with a minimum per seat charge). Thats the closest parallel to their actual costs, and it would be easier to swallow, cognitively. Vs. Fixed fees for baggage and such.

At least Disney was never racist!

But was she asking for it in Djibooti?

Dammit, you beat me to it.

But does he also say "Alright alright alright"? I don't CARE if there is no context, that is a pre-requisite if you want me to watch your movie, Wooderson.

I am wholeheartedly against this. Now, when I shoot Rush Limbaugh in the back of the head, I won't be able to use "neo-con phobia" as a defense either- because you know they're going to outlaw that sh!t next. There goes my 2015!

This whole thing is just too depressing for me to even snark. Snark deflated.