That screencap looks right out of Paranormal Activity. Creepy as hell, would hate to be in her shoes.

And sadly, many voyeurs are also addicts - so unless they get help, they literally cannot stop. And also sadly - our "sexual templates" are not something we choose. Sex offenders are, so often, themselves victims of some form of abuse. Endless cycle.

They should all be wearing some form of footwear, be it boots, slippers, platforms, or the carcasses of puppies (Gaston).

Our future robot overlords have taken note of your dissent. You will be purged during the next runtime cache rambus cycle.

Excuse me, they have THREAD wrapped around them! Clearly they are ART!

Kill them all!!!

His face looks just like some cartoon shrew or field mouse, but I can't for the life of me remember which one. It's maddening.

"When the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty launched in 2004, we made a commitment to all women that we would not distort any of our images to create an unrealistic view of beauty. Dove takes great care to realistically portray women by accurately depicting their natural shape, size, skin color and age, thereby…

I had all manner of witty posts in mind, until I saw this. Well done sir (golf clap).

Next big thing- lots of body hair and shaved eyebrows.

What does it mean if you eat alone 100% of the time? I mean, just hypothetically speaking. Not from experience or anything.

Also:

It's Seth Rogen and Phillip Seymour Hofman's monstrous British lovechild! Ruuuuuuun!

But Peter King is an old white man! Of course he's mature! Just ask all the other old white men in charge of things!

He has literally brought into being the Infinity Bagel! This is the apex of all creation! It will feed our children's children through untold eons. Fall on your knees and beg(el) forgiveness from our new Bagel Overlord!

I object to this post. Goats absolutely have souls! They may be demonic and condemned to the eternal sulfur pits (due to their rectangular pupils), but they are souls, nonetheless.

Sounds good. Lets also have mandatory drug testing for unemployment benefits. Also disabillity, social security, veterans benefits, voting, drivers licenses, all public offices (weekly), teachers, students, immigrants, cops, farmers, taxi drivers, panhandlers, pregnant women, financiers, billionaires, and…