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That info was on her iCloud. She was travelling overseas and wanted to make sure she wouldn’t be fucked over if she lost her IDs.

imagine taking two seconds to read about what actually happened

Someone on Twitter referred to him as “Swim Shady” which is so brilliant, and I hope it catches on.

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

Not sure if this was part of the original script for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Thank god your friend created more work for the person making minimum wage to keep the store organized. Doin’ god’s work! Note that this is heavy sarcasm. I get your friend’s point, but write a letter to Target, don’t create more work for people doing menial labor and think you’re a saint.

Ehhhhh, I mean all the photos are from the event they’re covering — the nomination — and Hillary Clinton wasn’t there. So kinda hard to get a photo of her. The USA Today one looks terrible.

They’re just pissed off to be reminded that women are human beings who can laugh at something besides a joke made by a man.

Hey, man, don’t worry! There’s someone for you to identify with in the film! The antagonist (I mean, you can’t really call him a “bad guy” because he’s really just a sensitive individual pushed into action by the circumstances of his life and really just misunderstood —actually is it possible “anti-hero” is a better…

*jerk off motion*

YES! I felt exactly this! They were all awesome during the big battle, but Kate McKinnon was my everything when she started kicking ass.

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be…

So, you don’t think a major political party, whose constitution requires them to be nuetral during the primary process, working to give an advantage to one candidate over all others is something to be concerned about?

Holy shit. People maybe aren’t backing down this time. I know the Senate vote got scuttled but this gives me hope that we won’t let this stand this time around.

Can we stop using “mommy” as an adjective? Mommy bloggers, mommy classes, mommy vacations, “mommy friends.” It has this weird way of infantilizing motherhood by tying it to infant parlance. Get off your baby’s level! You’re a mother, a mom, you speak “adult.”

Sorry dear, if she indeed “pleaded with him” not to go through with the shooting, that has nothing to do with cause and effect. That means she knew he was planning to do something and that it was something he shouldn’t do. So unless part of her learning disability involves sudden amnesia, I don’t buy it.