Motherhood is incompatible with a solvent American lifestyle. I can’t depend on anyone but myself, and we’ve got a broken world. I don’t even like potential employers knowing my gender let alone my thoughts on motherhood.

Why is this asshole still in the porn business?

Fuck him and fuck the bubble that made him into the monster that he was. Good riddance.

Are people ever happy when white people acknowledge that race is complicated? I feel like we have more important fucking things to worry about right now like the actual destruction of black and brown bodies

Because all men are fucking dull and wear the same suit. Except Donald Glover, whose shoulders I desperately wanted to stroke whilst watching the Globes.

I fuggin’ love that Anker speaker. I carry it around my house in the morning when I’m getting ready for work; I haul it around at night when I’m cooking dinner or getting prettied up to go out. Debating on an upgrade to a full-size speaker, but I love my little compact speaker.

I fuggin’ love that Anker speaker. I carry it around my house in the morning when I’m getting ready for work; I haul…

Dude I bought Stila liquid eyeliner on a whim the other day. I’ve never had a liner that holds up through an evening out let alone a NYE and terrible hangover... but my cat eyes were still flawless 24 hours later. Shit is crazy good

Finally earned myself an earnest response from someone who actually feels that way. Goddamn I love the dismiss button. DISMISSED.

I should go, right? I’m in Chicago and I’m sure there will be local action to attend, but the march in DC feels like a very momentous thing I’d regret missing.

Well, clearly women choose to enter these fields

Are those his fingers or his dick?

One time, on a proverbial cocktail napkin, I drew up a schematic to cut some holes in a dress and install pockets. I sloppily sewed on some fabric and now have a dress with really shitty pockets. I’m just like Elon Musk.

I hear there are profanity filters that you can install on your browser these days. Would that help?

Now now, CBD-only products are Schedule I now, which means they are medically useless and highly addictive. You wouldn’t want to become addicted to what it’s like to go about life with less pain, now would you

If he had one iota of their taste, gaudy as it is, he might be worth a look. But not with that backwards-ass cap and greasy club dude vibe.

Wait, that’s a Kardashian? Clearly men were not the blessed ones in that family tree

Eh.

He made the right decision. The world is so fucking awful right now, but he can feel good about what he did.

Source? This kind of thing sounds like batshit insane extremist fake news, but at this point in reality I am willing to believe it’s possible.

So my ex’s former CEO is either Drake’s best friend or pays a lot for photo ops with him.