I want to clarify some things before the stream of comments come in. Not every woman experiences these issues. A few women told me they didn’t feel any discrimination at their company (and that is awesome!). Not all men are sexist jerks, and we’re not writing this to make men feel guilty or say that they didn’t earn…

Taking multiple birth control pills isn’t an abortion method, but taking a couple of birth control pills did used to be the less accurate equivalent of the morning after pill. Medical professionals would even recommend it. Obviously people shouldn’t do it anymore because there’s the actual morning after pill, which is…

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

Or, you could just not have kids you cannot afford.

“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.

Already done.

How does this work? Even if they can’t be trusted, can’t you trust your significant other? I mean the relationship you’re in is with your partner, not these other supposedly shady folks, right?

Convince them that it’s the confidence in your relationship, not a measure of their “attractiveness” or of your love. Good luck. (no sarcasm, I just kind of get it)

What happens if your partner is borderline hurt/offended by your complete lack of jealousy?

If you’d bothered to read the story you would have noted that she gave her ID for a photocopy.

And even if they can’t really solve it, allegedly hope that top shelf marketing helps boost the placebo effect?

Hey man, I didn’t want to get to the fucking Broom Dungeon, and be, like, “Why didn’t I pick up all those brooms?”

Ha, totally! I feel fortunate that as I’ve grown older I’ve gotten to the point where reprehensible bullshit will actually turn me physically off. Like, you’re a super fine 35 year old with great shoulders and excellent teeth who smells good AND thinks Hillary Clinton can’t be president because “women are too…

This is so true. It takes so little for that veneer of civilization to fly right off.

You can be what a woman wants and still not “have” her. It’s important that that is known and accepted.

“My bad behavior is some woman’s fault.”

Cool stories, bros.

what women want in a guy :

She also doesn’t seem to realize that NBC isn’t the government and the first ammendment has nothing to do with who gets cast on a TV show.

A little respect for those of us who literally cannot have any caffeine ever, please.