For reals. Setting aside the fact that decaf has caffeine, I would totally go to this place. I love coffee, but I hate feeling like I’m about to crawl out of my skin shell every time I have a second cup.

I got to second base with my first kiss, when I was 14 and he was 21. Still enjoy thinking about it, even though the consent situation was troubling in retrospect.

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The gist of it is “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em”. Fortunately, I think women can still beat ‘em.

It took me a few years in this city and a lot of pot smoking with assorted weirdo friends to get looped into this service. Keep lookin’ out, I’m positive that London has a closed, high-quality weed network.

Nope, not Dallas. A major American city on a lake. And sadly it was a giant pain in the ass to get on this service. I had to have three real life references already using their service to be considered.

Ha, I’ve been drinking both pricey and cheap alcohol on and off for two decades. It has never agreed with me, either in my heavy drinking days or in my light ones. I’m pretty sure I have an alcohol intolerance of some kind, because it gives me migraines too (which I need weed to dull down so that I can go about my…

And now you’re describing something I am intimately familiar with having grown up two decades ago.

You’re describing something that has been common in humans since forever

My black market provider offers a weekly menu (via fancy marketing email lol this modern world) that includes regular, strong and extra strong. It’s the next best thing to being able to visit a dispensary, where I know exactly how many mg I’m getting in a dose.

You could just not listen to them. Being open about something isn’t necessarily evangelizing. When people say that it is, it reminds me of how homophobes think all gay folks are rubbing it in their faces or something. You’re just paying too much attention to the people you call evangelists.

It’s funny because that’s how I feel about alcohol. Booze baffles me. Headache, dehydration, not to mention the hangover.

Until recently, women dealt with societal distaste for a walking baby machine polluting her precious ladyvault with durgs. I’m glad that garbage is going away.

When you sexually assault someone, you become a sexual offender. Poor men don’t get this kind of media coverage, though.

OMG. Just use jojoba oil or something. Good lord.

Because men are scum

hahahhaha what

Nope. Fuck that, even. Guy can go to Goodreads and get his fill of amateur book reviews.

Ah yes, Jezebel, the feminist site, is yet again ragging on women’s looks. Y’all are a bunch of awful hypocrites.

Not everyone is one way forever. You may go back to that. You may not. I like how desire ebbs and flows like that. It keeps life interesting. Nothing is more horrifying than the thought of settling down at age 30 and never fucking anyone else ever again ever.