Translation: “I’ve never had to face consequences for shit that I did, so I assumed the law was working.”

Samaria Rice: Police shot my 12-year old son at point blank range.
Robert Kraft: Yes, I too was arrested for paying a woman at a massage parlor to jerk my dick. We are the same.

*Cue “Circle of Life”*

I mean, there technically was less white in him afterwards. 

“I thought the criminal justice system was perfect in 99.9 percent of the situations.”

Didn’t he just announce his retirement so he could focus on sexual assault full-time?

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

Think of it as an autoimmune response: confronted with any uncomfortable truth, WWE reflexively drags it into the ring and into the show, where that truth becomes another storyline to twist as needed.

If RJ Barrett used his right hand any less he would murder Richard Kimble’s wife.

The refs are going to be in big trouble with coach K for doing their job too well and calling so few fouls on Duke that they couldn’t put MSU on the line at the end of the game. 

And Michigan State certainly deserves credit

The headlines on Deadspin articless are always so mean and small. Deadspin should write more positive, uplifting stories, like:

But with all 16 felony charges the “Empire” star was facing dropped and his record expunged, prayerfully this will be the last we hear about this.

He’s 3/5ths the outfielder that Brett Gardner is!

“He even had the temerity to be offended when I asked if his mother had ever worked as a prostitute!”

“He also had the audacity to look me in the eyes and speak to my wife directly. I mean, can you imagine?!”

Guys like this would save us all a lot of time if they stopped using “antithesis” and went with the probably more accurate “photo negative”.

He’s the antithesis of Brett Gardner.

Neither the UFC nor McGregor’s publicist issued a comment to the Times, though a rep for McGregor said, “We don’t comment on rumors.”

You would think someone who appreciates writing in all caps like Drew does would be on board with the yelling.

Going to have to take Izzo’s side on this one. You don’t like that he yelled and point out that this is not office-appropriate behavor? Izzo doesn’t work in an office. His job is to get the best out of his players. This player took it and responded exactly how Izzo hoped he would. Nothing to see here.