A winner is you.

Jezebel: “NO SHIT!”

“Deadspin has reached out to Mike Litoris for additional comment but he couldn’t be found.” 

FOX News: Malcolm Jenkins, pictured here kneeling during Anthem before Super Bowl LII against the Patriots,

This is less for Trump and more directly for our media to stop spewing the same both sides shit. By putting what he said in writing on their video no one can sound bite the part they want.

Wonderful message, straight on point, beautiful.

Yes, the $3 that the USFL won in the judgement wasn’t quite enough to keep them afloat

I think his specific job, negotiating deals abroad including in Muslim countries, is what forced their hand. Put him in a different position and maybe you can justify keeping him, but as soon as that story came out, it was going to be untenable because the first thing to come up about him on Google would be about his…

Are we even going to feign surprise that a guy with multiple nazi tattoos got hired as a Louisiana police officer?

The Unpredictable Draymond Green

White conservative people just have be equally victimized.

Much like his hairline, it’s not the lie. It’s the cover-up.

The only plausible reason that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, a noted racist who was once deemed a bit too racist back in 1986 by a Senate Judiciary Committee then headed by Dixiecrat fossil STROM fucking THURMOND for a federal judgeship in Alabama, continues to suck it up under Trump’s withering scorn is that …

Isn’t a Rhode Island Cell Phone when you rub the side of your face against a woman’s crotch?

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Listen, if homeless people need a place to piss, they can pay millions of dollars to do so, with Russian hookers on a bed that Obama slept on, just like every other current United States President.

you say jabroni, i say candy-ass

I like people who don’t cancel peace summits

NFL Can’t Stop Shooting Itself in the Dick

Bruh, it’s right there in the report. He was taking Shroom Tech! I have no idea what that is but now all the teens are going to quit the Tide Pods and start Teching!