With Vince its more this ballet:

Man, if only the second paragraph of this post were about that exact thing.

You forgot the Las Vegas Thoughts and Prayers

“You people can entertain me, but don’t become three dimensional humans with feelings and thoughts. Then I will call you entitled.”

Ah yes, noted professional football league management expert Triple-H.

Albert, it is 2018. Ben Carson is running HUD. Jared Kushner is handling the Israel-Palestine peace process. Not being qualified to do something may as well be a statement of intent that you will, in fact, do that something.

I though “NYAAAHH!!” was what Jackie Christie yells to Doug when she pulls up on the bridle.

Hate to be a highlight-color-call truther, but “NYAAAHH!!” is actually something Christie says at the end of every game to let his wife know he’s coming straight home. 

Well there is one.

It’s like if Thursday Night Football were every game.

By gawd that’s Jeff Fisher’s music!

What happened? Fox News, where stupid comes to breed .

No, because after I caught a glimpse of Carson and a bunch of other thirsty knee-grows standing behind Dump at an MLK ceremony, after he disparaged legal immigrants from Haiti and Africa as coming from “shithole countries, I was done.

I guess you could say that the allegation did not survive the ground

Bitch out here comin’ for April’s neck lookin’ like the goddamn Cowardly Lion from The Wiz.

Hey now, we shouldn’t be jumping to conclusions here. Some of those doctors are probably just selling drugs.

Isn’t our entire prison system based on revenge instead of justice or rehabilitation?

Looking forward to the NYT running Nassar’s statement in the opinion section this weekend.

For my team, I draft the Gorillas and the Lions. Then I order them to pound the fuck out of the guy with the gun, who I assume is Donald Trump, jr.

I’ll take the rats and gorillas. I can soak the rats in kerosene and teach the gorillas to light them on fire and toss them like Molotov cocktails at the enemy.