Yeah, that’s some Weak Shit, right there.

Gotta be white to quote (actually paraphrase) Shakespeare?

The troll doth project too much, methinks.

LeBron looked at the scale, saw that he had gained 7 pounds, and immediately blamed Mario Chalmers.

You have my permission to shut the fuck up.

Wow! Thanks, Norm —- that was my Laugh O’ The Day!

Aw, shit! I saw the comment history, didn’t even check to see who was following it. It figures.

Yep. Just checked the comment history on that one. I agree with your assessment 100%.

IMO, the sensibilities of some people are way too delicate in regards to Fan Decorum when it comes to golf and tennis, but that’s not even the worst of it.

What remains most important is that Steffo’s walkback tweet was truly ....

Well, to the surprise of Absolutely No One, for this, there is an explanation.

No autopsy, no foul.

Royce da 5'9" should fire up a Gimmick Infringement lawsuit right the fuck now.

Not so sure about that. First of all, Rousey has been using the “Rowdy” nickname professionally since 2012 or so after Piper himself signed off on it (they met thru the legendary “Judo” Gene LeBell, who trained them both, as well as Mr. B. Danielson), so WWE certainly did not “give” her the gimmick. Secondly, I…

A.J. crossed my mind, but I can’t see her being effective in the Advocate role, especially if she’s still working her “Somewhat Deranged” gimmick (not-gimmick). Moot point tho, on accounta as you correctly point out, that call will never take place.

I’m racking my brain trying to come up with a woman with promo skills other than Paige (‘cause Bliss won’t work in that role) —- no luck, thus far. Ideally, it would be someone with some gravitas from back in the day, but I don’t recall any of those women being that hot on the mic, either.

Yeah, Heyman would appear to be the logical choice --- unfortunately, I think that might run contrary to Steffo’s whole “Women’s Revolution” thing. What they need is a woman who can actually cut a decent promo, and the only one I can think of right now is Paige (but she’s already occupied).

Yep! What put it totally over for me was Sullivan’s accent:

You do realize that you’re talking about the next White House Communications Director, right?

I have it on good information that it’s been at least 40 years since this corpulent cretin ran towards anything that didn’t have Golden Arches in front of it.