And of those 595 “armed” victims, I wonder how many of them were actually “armed” before they were shot?

Nah, that’s a Work.

From the Credit (or Blame) where Credit (or Blame) Is Due Dept.:

And if it does happen (which it won’t —- at least, not this time), we can’t say that nobody saw it coming:

Nah, that would be some next-level, Long Con skullduggery. You’re giving her way too much credit. If she was that diabolical, she would have found a way to beat Obama in 2008.

What do you mean, “we”? It’s the RNC (and, by extension, their constituents who supported them) who completely deserve Trump. His nomination is the logical result of all the bullshit they’ve been promulgating for the last 5 decades, plus. They dealt this mess, now they’ve got to play those cards. This is some…

I have no idea who Closet Mayor thought he was fooling —- that was the worst-kept “secret” on the entire East Coast.

Hey, now! NYC has had one mayor who was so deep in the closet that he couldn’t be found without a bathysphere, and another one who’s appeared in public looking like a cross-dressing Nosferatu.

Proof, once again, that antibiotics are overrated.

So are his fingers.

I think SAS meant to say that Ayesha had “stepped out from under Thumb”.

Unfortunately, the San Diego City Council narrowly voted down the suggestion to temporarily change the park’s name from Petco to Potemkin.

40 rebounds and 25 blocks?

Weird playoffs, altogether. Homecourt Blowout after Homecourt Blowout.

What can I say? I am a Certified Flea, and a Bona-fide Dud.

There is only one word to describe GSW’s effort tonight, and I’m gonna spell it out for ya: S-O-F-T.

Floyd Patterson might have been inclined to disagree.

Sic transit, bruh.

Whoo, boy! Especially on defense. AB was so terrible, James Harden looks like Bad Boys-era Dennis Rodman in comparison.

Not having the #7 overall pick in this year’s draft ain’t much of a panacea, either.