Probably tossed that salad, too.

That phrase is at least twice as old as you, Junior. Don’t freak.

Not exactly straight-up Joke Jacking. There were a bunch of those going around at one point, which is where O’Neal got his, too. It was kind of a Public Domain thing. No harm, no foul.

Yep. There were some people in the organization that were lobbying for Lue to get the job over Blatt from the very beginning. It was fairly obvious that Blatt’s leash was pretty damn short (much like Lue, hahaha) when they made Tyronn the highest paid assistant coach in the league at 1.3M per year. Now, I guess we’ll…

But those black and bad rappers aren’t winning multiple Grammys, and thus being declared “better” than rap artists that are, in fact, far superior.

“....but if you play Kid Rock’s “All Summer Long” everyone has to stop having sex immediately and also go to prison.”

Or cemeteries. Because there were bodies buried on that land, and that’s a guaran-damn-tee.

It seemed to me that the Packers were especially whiny during the post-game interviews.

This little chumpstain is just a typical bandwagon-riding Knicks Fan.

“Cheap shot”?

HEWITT: What’s your priority among our nuclear triad?

Kinja is despicable!

Kinja does not want me to star this comment.

Oh, that’s good!

Yeah, ol’ Jerray will be the first to extol the Special Qualities that Washington brings to the table:

Nah, this is straight up Malarkey. The time to ignore Trump was 10 years ago, when some media folks, looking to fill dead air/space used him as a go-to source, therefore giving him visibilty. Those same media folks gave credence to all of his bullshit proclamations about running for public office, way back when, while…

Wow. Herm done lost his damn mind! I thought he was gonna stroke out there, for a minute.

I love poodles, and I will thank you for not disparaging them further.

It’s time to return to 2015. Your driver is here.

“If I had been there, I would have kicked him in the head!”