Bingo!

Thanks for that! I’m so tired of having to explain this, over and over again. I appreciate not having to do it again —— I’d star this multiple times, but damn Kinja won’t let me!

I feel ya, Kevin.

Call me Old School, but I was thinking Bride of Frankenstein.

He is one crafty, bad-shirt-wearin’, no-dancin’ sonofagun, that Drew!

Almost never.

After reviewing the video of the incident, the NHL Hockey Operations department has determined that the Tim Horton’s should have been given a 2 minute penalty for Embellishment.

“Whatever you will be going forward that is what you will become.”

I think that gig went to Emmitt Smith.

So, that’s what became of Marshall Henderson!

Not really. With the new TV deal upcoming, the salary cap will be raised, substantially. This is why you see superstars signing short-term deals this off-season —- so they can re-up when there’s more cash to go around. Gilbert will have to pay that tax only once.

I hope he’ll be OK. The Scientology stuff notwithstanding, his work with Return To Forever was amazing!

Wiggedy well-done, son!

Olbermann should run for President. As a Republican.

Where are the receipts?

The corpse will be quickly moved to an undisclosed location. Contestants in next year’s contest will notice that the hot dogs have a vague, and unidentifiable, difference in taste and texture.

Thomas Vanek?

Unless that boulevard is 5’7” long, this is bullshit.

Granted, she may not be your ideal dinner companion —— but, that Brazilian chick is most likely gonna get Mangled.