You can have a seat on the elder bench, but only if you’re a man.

He’s such a smug shite-bubble I was convinced he’d never experience any consequences, not for even one crime. He convinced me! with his nutria face! So I’m having a hard time picturing him in his new reality but enjoying the effort.

If she’s 25 years old, the superior race ages like ass.

The biggest problem with white supremacists and, really, Republicans in general, is anosognosia. Our entire country has become Dunning-Kruger reality television.

I wish she’d explain why she was the LAST person I thought would have a nose job and I was wrong. Even that voice wasn’t worth protecting. The only woman in Hollywood left standing with her actual face is Frances McDormand, god love her forever.

That’s so wonderful. I’ve had the same best friend for 48 years. I don’t know a life without her. I’ll look for Fonda’s memoir — thank you!

I just texted a friend to say I want Jane Fonda to live forever.

Yep, I was 19 (barely) with the first as well, and I looked like my pre-pregnancy self pretty much as soon as I stood up from the delivery table. Then I had two more — twelve years and twenty-two years after the first — and let’s just say my postpartum ease was not replicated.

I had an acquaintance who made it fairly far in the process to become a contestant on a reality show, but was booted in the end because she didn’t pass the mental health screening. Everyone who knew her was like, NO KIDDING. I always assumed the personality disorder bar was non-existent, but it turns out to just be…

When he stood up at the end I flinched — I was sure he was going to hit her.

Indiana is going to kill us all one way or another.

I keep all my pannies and bees on the stairs.

I don’t completely disagree, but my mom — who was grown, married, kids in school — FAINTED when the radio announced JFK had been shot, and that reaction wasn’t uncommon. I think Jackie did guide a carefully crafted narrative, but so many people adored JFK while he was in office, and loved Bobby even more.

I especially like how “rom com” should be offensive to feminists but “bitches” should not. This guy has real strong American values and probably all the sex he can handle!

I taught all my children (and I have a mess of em) from the time they were in elementary school to repeat: “I don’t have to answer any questions. I want an attorney, and I want to call my mother.” Not one word. Half of the kids are in their thirties now, but the youngest is only eleven, and to this moment I could ask…

What I wonder is why right-wingers can’t ever get real jobs like us hard working liberals. It’s all media this and blogging that, “I’m on disability because I tripped on my robe when my pointy hood slipped,” and “Jesus wants you to buy me this compound in Utah with bigger rape rooms.” Has Milo never heard of Hardee’s?…

Wow, that sounds really beautiful.

My birthday is in March, and when I was little I felt sad for everyone born in other months because I got the daffodil AND the aquamarine.

Well, now my heart is broken, but that information makes Rooo’s comment even better.

It’s super ridiculous. Last time I managed it I used a gigantic safety pin, and whoa this got too boring to continue describing.