Here are two things that never happen.

I have family dinner night every week with my ex-husband, his wife, my husband, and all of our kids. I love the dude.

God, if this were an episode of L&O:SVU she would have leaked it herself in order to set him up for criminal charges. Very darkside.

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/national-politics/article200948384.html

As long as Trump continues to meet the emotional needs of racists and of the huge demographic that believe an unfettered gun market is a human right (and will somehow keep them safe), he can’t lose. He said it early on and was right then and is still to this day: he could murder an innocent person on 5th Ave in front…

Accurate.

Thomas Haden Church is YOWZA good in it, and so funny.

Here are some examples of FAS facial features. In Michael Dorris’s book The Broken Cord, his memoir of raising a son with FAS, the child had terrible impulse and rage issues, and as an adult was so dangerous Michael had to get a restraining order against him in order to protect the rest of his family.

I hesitate to come right out and say this, but he has the exact facial features of fetal alcohol syndrome. I’m not a doctor, but it seems really clear in every photo.

Glad it has worked for someone else! I also use it on my fingernails and cuticles. I put it everywhere, basically.

For the Father tells us, it is better for women and the sons of Ham to perish in a lake of fire than attempt the Blessed Do-Over; and for those who are female, children, or of the dusky skin, their punishment for refusing the sexual overtures of men shall be to perish, or labor in the Trump administration.

“And I say to the women of your village, these conditions do not apply to you.”

This comment and your name.

Yes! And in the rest of his life, my ex-husband was considered a saint. He was the wokest of the woke, and long before that concept existed. I couldn’t tell anyone what he was like at home, so that left me alone with the confusion, and as with you, my standards got lower and lower.

I think the Japanese ones offer a whole salon: wash, dry, try to ease your existential suffering. Go for it!

I feel this way about Christmas, but I have a mess of kids — I don’t know where some of them came from — so I just have to swallow my bitterness and be cheerful every year. But I haaaaaate it.

I got a bidet for $19.95 during an Amazon sale, and my friends and family laughed BUT WHO IS LAUGHING NOW. It is heaven. Well, it’s like toilet heaven.

What in god’s name.

I’m late to this conversation, but what always saves my lips is pure lanolin. You can buy Lansinoh in the baby aisle of Target or any drugstore for $8, or $12.95 for a small tube of Dr Lipp. Dr. Lipp is better, and it takes very little to work. It looks gorgeous over lip color, too.

#ItsAFeatureNotABug