“You can’t help but wish one of Cage’s former collaborators like Michael Bay [...] were on board to elevate the action.”

yeah but a cadillac v8 fit in there nicely lol

Can they revoke commercial drivers licences too?

Taurus SHO

Suzuki Jimny

I’ve been on Jalopnik for its complete 15 year existence and this is in the running for the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on here.

I think people are shocked at how blatantly they do it. In Xu’s defense though, this may be the only way a Magic Leap product ever makes it to market.

Maybe they’d be less confused if Lorca had a goatee

Is that you John Wayne?

ROBOdega! It should have been called ROBOdega! And it should have had actual robot clerk- I’m picturing Zoltar but with a robot costume instead.

Why draw when I can just get some stock images?

Porch Boxer!

What to do when you realise you’ve raised a Flander.

I think this is only going to further perpetuate the myth that “education” is synonymous with “degree.”

College isn’t for everyone, and it’s time we stop training people to think it’s the only way to succeed in life.

actually, you're wrong. still asshat behavior. If you are that concerned, leave your car at home.

you get lumped in with them by association, and when their idiot actions can have serious affects on your own well being, it sucks. And you just stop because it's more stressful than fun

Yay! The promise of SeaQuest DSV is finally coming to fruition... Oh, wait...

What if it was all a ploy to get enough replies to my post to test out the new comment system properly :O

Yeah, it's a bit different, I just figured it'd get the point across. You're supporting the idea of scamming another company, I just thought that was a seriously dicky move. Taken to the extreme a bit you're basically endorsing a DDoS.

Everyone that doesn't know about Adblock, please download and turn it on for Gizmodo. Tell your friends about it as well. It's part of an experiment I'm doing.

just for you...