My grandfather was a Colonel in Korea - he never really talks much about Korea, but his eyes light up when he talks about half tracks. His words “It doesn’t even really start moving until third gear... But you could pull hell off it’s foundation, if you could get a chain around it”. Biggest smiles I ever see from the…

I bought a oneblade from a previous dealzmodo thingy and honestly, after running through one blade I don’t think I’ll bother buying more. It’s pretty gimmicky, and it shaves about as close as using a set of sharp hair clippers. YMMV, it just didn’t work for *me*.

I bought a oneblade from a previous dealzmodo thingy and honestly, after running through one blade I don’t think…

Sure, sportbikes are great... but a dirtbike on the street had me giggling ever single time.

now when they get home and panic stop in a non-jeep...

Maybe. I’m not the target demographic - I like to buy bikes off Craiglist for 5-600 bucks that probably just need the carbs cleaned lol.

Sam emptying the chamberpots, etc. almost syncs up to Pink Floyd’s “Money”. Is good for lulz.

Meh, it was educational :P

I’m pretty hard to rile up - insult my lady and it’ll happen, but not much other than that is going to get more than a chuckle from me.

I am also shortening a 2 hour “experience” to a paragraph. It started off good-natured ribbing, but they just kept pushing and pushing. I walk away to check some things out, come back to ask about pricing, they started in again. It was just... not the actions of a brand that wants to stay in business.

For a while I thought about buying a used Buell Blast and getting into full pirate regalia, heading to the dealer and asking if I was a man now :P

That absolutely was not my only negative experience with Harley dealers, or “the life”, but it was the last one. Haven’t looked back since.

In a roundabout way, essentially claiming that she would be better off with a “real man”. Implying, of course, that as long as I had a Harley, working at the parts counter would still qualify me as a “real man”. I didn’t bother to engage, it wasn’t worth it, it just helped me decide that I was a life-long non-customer…

I tried going to a dealership to look at a used XR1200 (because we have a photo on the wall of my Grandfather flat tracking an XR750, thought it would be neat to get an XR) and they insulted me for looking at a used bike, insulted my masculinity for not wanting to buy a full dressed road sofa, and insulted my wife for…

Hey hey hey, we can just rebrand it “legitimized pirate cosplay”.

The value proposition just isn’t there. The fervent fanbase has been the only thing propping HD up for a long time; when it comes down to it, you just don’t get much for your money. I’m not price conscious, but I *am* value conscious, and I just don’t see any product HD makes being “worth it”. Though, I did almost…

It’s almost like someone should open a strip of pavement that they could use for drag racing. A sort of a “drag strip”, if you will.

Have been around enough pregnant ladies to know this is very plausible. Those hormones hit and getting someone the wrong flavor donut results in a very disproportionate response.

The baby was controlling the mother via hormones, and the baby is under 18 years old.

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someone trying too hard for cotd?

someone trying too hard for cotd?