Back at my first job, a coworker's wife worked for a company that made giant zipties (like, the band was 3" wide) - I don't know what they were for, they were comically large (promo items?) - anyways - we zip tied one of the new guys to a telephone pole in the parking lot for about an hour. That was pretty funny. The…

Some guy kept parking in my assigned spot at my apartment complex. After a few weeks of leaving notes and the main office telling me they couldn't tow him (it was an end space and they said the truck couldn't get there?) I wound up really drunk one night walking home, and decided to take a dump in his sunroof. My spot…

Man, throw an itunes visualizer on the projector, bounce the board a bit and it sounds like it'd be absolutely hypnotic.

Pretty sure this is just a troll post, but here goes.

I hate them, but a friend of my dad used one to get back into riding after losing a leg to cancer. I can't hate them *t00* much, because I've heard he's not the only one.

haha holy crap so true

... but looks so awesome.

you know, if you're going 59.5 mph and start closing the top.. its possible the top could hit 60 before the rest of the car.

This car caused terror shits. After several minutes of sweating and grunting, a rumbling harkened the arrival of sorrowrreah.

I pray that there is never, ever, ever a feature where people can upload their own engine sounds that are audible from the outside. I don't need to see a prius with TRD stickers and 18's accelerating to whatever "hit" Kanye most recently shat out.

When I sold my uber fun SRT-4 to go with a more practical VW Golf (just big enough to carry some IT equipment I frequently have to carry!) I lamented the lack of the burble and whoosh sounds... My wife bought me a soundracer http://www.soundracer.se/

Well, thanks to mitsu electric my dad and every other employee of So Cal Edison at the power plant in San Onofre are all without jobs now, so... stick it to 'em. Plant was down so long due to a faulty part from mitsu that they just closed the plant.

Late in the summer its a speedo, so no change for more than an atm card in my card slot.

Thats what I thought. I have no need for a bunch of children's cartoon character toys on a daily basis. A wallet, a pocket knife, a small folding screwdrivers/pliers combo. Thumbdrive on keychain.

I thought canadia was all snow and pine trees.

Does anyone have one of these lists, except for a man?

I applaud it as well - place your hand on your monitor

Badum! no tish for you.

thats exactly what I thought the second I saw it lol

My apologies, it wasn't intended to be that way. I live in the middle of orange county, so $100 is like 5 beers :P